Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[rabidtictac]

That sounds retarded and lame.

[Rapeculture]

That sounds retarded and lame.

Yup. I'm not bothering with it. Especially after the abortion that was TFA.

[rabidtictac]

I'm still less negative on that movie than most of the internet. I came out of the theater thinking it was a 6/10 and never stopped thinking that. I wouldn't watch it again but enjoyed it more than the prequels.

[Keith Chegwin]

So the first act of TLJ was leaked through a kids book, and here's the jist of it.

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-Rey gives Luke his lightsaber, but Luke doesn't want it and tosses it into the ocean, where you see Luke's old X-Wing submerged in the ocean.
-Rey keeps following him, but Luke just ignores her.
- Rey then finds and enters the Force Tree, where the Force is telling her to touch the books inside the tree, suddenly Luke appears behind her.
-Rey then says the Resistance need him and Rey needs Luke to train her since she doesn't know how to use the force (Bullshit)
-But because Luke taught Kylo Ren, which led to him joining the dark side, doesn't want to take on another student.
- So Rey won't leave him alone until he agrees to trains her.
-Luke then reunites with R2-D2, who then plays Leia's old message from ANH. Luke then decides to train Rey.

Wow. You wouldn't have thought they could do worse than midichlorians but then they went and did

[Rapeculture]

I'm still less negative on that movie than most of the internet. I came out of the theater thinking it was a 6/10 and never stopped thinking that. I wouldn't watch it again but enjoyed it more than the prequels.

That's because it felt more like a decent Star Wars movie than the prequels, mostly because it stole so much shit from the OG trilogy. That's what Jews do best after all, steal what ain't theirs.

Rey is a horrible, shit character though. We're meant to root for her because, oh no, she lives alone on a desert planet and gets jewed out of money by Unger Plutt or whatever the fuck his name was. Tragic. Life is just so rough. Except who gives a fuck because Rey not only acts like a know-it-all cunt throughout the entire movie, she actually IS a know-it-all cunt. She knows lightsabers, she knows the Force. All without explanation. She doesn't need no blaster from Han because she can TAKE CARE OF HERSELF AND DON'T MANSPLAIN TO ME EVER YOU CISGENDER FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUCK. You never once feel like this bitch is in actual danger. And you wouldn't care anyways because she's a cunt.

I can take just about anything else wrong about TFA, but I'll never get over how completely shit Rey is. The person we're meant to identify with, but can't.

But at least TFA wasn't the prequels, where EVERY character was shit, even characters from the OG trilogy like Obi-Wan and Vader.

[Auli]

I've avoided watching any of the trailers/teasers, since I'm kinda still entertained by the movies. No other movies to look forward to either, so xD

I'd LOVE it if Rey turned to the Dark Side and Kylo Ren became good again. But... making a woman evil and a white male good? Disney will NEVER do that.

I also kinda hope Snoke is Palpatine failed-reincarnate. Because it's poetry, it rhymes or whatever.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She's only turning dark so she can make her glorious return in the last movie where she transcends both sides and creates the Knights of EsJayWee.

There's probably a Hillary / Trump allegory somewhere.

I also kinda hope Snoke is Palpatine failed-reincarnate. Because it's poetry, it rhymes or whatever.

Snoke is reincarnated Jar-Jar.

[Auli]

If they pulled off the Sith Jar Jar theory, I'd fucking kill myself laughing.

And Disney would get my respect. Just think of the potential sperge.

[Rushy]

I want a Jar Jar-Rey sex scene. Ain't nobody gonna say that ain't progressive.

[Keith Chegwin]

Seriously, that Game of Thrones shit is utter shitty shit.

Game of Plebs didn't start out shit. It became shit due to a combination of the show writers being tremendous hacks and George RR Martin being a fat fuck who refuses to finish his books.