Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Poonoo]

It also makes me think his new trilogy is going be set between ROTJ and TFA since nobody else seems interested in explaining what happened in those thirty years.

>Original trilogy had a prequel trilogy for the backstory
>Current trilogy will get the same treatment

It's like pottery.

[Seele]

Another prequel trilogy then? It truly is like poetry.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Star Wars: The Pre-Sequel Trilogy.

And here I was wondering why TFA did such a quality job establishing the new status quo.

[Auli]

Why they aren't starting a Game of Star Wars I have no idea why they aren't.

An expensive and epic (sigh, that word) series would be kinda neat. Fuck off with Rebels and do that shit.

If there was a series, what would you like it to be about? Borba Fett? The Old Republic? Republic Commando (bested Star Wars game) or maybe The Adventures of Jar Jar Binks?

[Guest]

None. Because like every other series out there, there won't be enough money to do anything but make a 12-episode soap opera with far too many characters, culminating in a shitty action finale where most of the action happens off screen. Seriously, that Game of Thrones shit is utter shitty shit. That Marxist cocksuckers love it so much should tell you something.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Didn't Georgie plan some live-action show set between his trilogies?

[MegaNigger]

Yeah Game of Thrones fucking sucks in the action department

[Seele]

Dug for more bullshit leakage:

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• phpBB [video]
  
  She still can't act for shit.

• General Danger Hair, actually VICE ADMIRAL Danger Hair, is apparently rumored to be the first lesbian character in a Star Wars film.

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[Guest]

There's already gotta be a Wookiepedia page on Snoke's slippers.

[Guest]

So the first act of TLJ was leaked through a kids book, and here's the jist of it.

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-Rey gives Luke his lightsaber, but Luke doesn't want it and tosses it into the ocean, where you see Luke's old X-Wing submerged in the ocean.
-Rey keeps following him, but Luke just ignores her.
- Rey then finds and enters the Force Tree, where the Force is telling her to touch the books inside the tree, suddenly Luke appears behind her.
-Rey then says the Resistance need him and Rey needs Luke to train her since she doesn't know how to use the force (Bullshit)
-But because Luke taught Kylo Ren, which led to him joining the dark side, doesn't want to take on another student.
- So Rey won't leave him alone until he agrees to trains her.
-Luke then reunites with R2-D2, who then plays Leia's old message from ANH. Luke then decides to train Rey.