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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jul 02, 2025 5:44 am

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I'm sure there are better ways to fry eggs but this gets mine how I like them with very little effort.
In restaurants they put a teaspoon of water in the pan when nearing ready and put a lid on the pan. The steam will cook the egg.

I don't do that. I'm now firmly in the camp of rather having it too liquid than too solid. One day I will leave my cookie cutter days entirely behind like Big Lenny and just eat whole raw eggs.
I use the lid when I'm finishing the top sometimes, if it looks like the first side isn't completely cooked. The residual heat on the pan fries the bottom side without burning it, while the steam finishes the top side off.

I understand preferring more liquid than solid but my preference is slightly more solid rather than too runny. A runny yolk is fine but I don't want to see any runny white stuff (heh.)
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Jul 02, 2025 5:45 am

I usually poke the yolk for a more consistent texture.
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Post by ebin namefag » Wed Jul 02, 2025 6:01 am

I'm lazy and dumb and I gave up pan frying eggs. I just use the egg cooker now.
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 06, 2025 1:41 pm

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I'm lazy and dumb and I gave up pan frying eggs. I just use the egg cooker now.
Egg cookers are one of the very rare specific-purpose kitchen appliances that are absolutely worth it. I have personally never boiled an egg in a pot.
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by ebin namefag » Sun Jul 06, 2025 10:12 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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I'm lazy and dumb and I gave up pan frying eggs. I just use the egg cooker now.
Egg cookers are one of the very rare specific-purpose kitchen appliances that are absolutely worth it. I have personally never boiled an egg in a pot.
It admittedly does make soaking eggs in mountain dew difficult.
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 06, 2025 10:35 pm

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It admittedly does make soaking eggs in mountain dew difficult.
Well, that's what trashbags are there for! Marinate for at least five days. Put it in the fridge, so it's food safe.
I know at least one motherfucker that survived it.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jul 06, 2025 10:39 pm

Mountain Dew makes for some of the most delicious century eggs.
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jul 06, 2025 10:43 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Jul 06, 2025 10:39 pm
Mountain Dew makes for some of the most delicious century eggs.
You have to try it at least once!

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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Jul 07, 2025 4:20 am

This video taught me how to cook awesome eggs.
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Re: Non-complaining thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Jul 07, 2025 4:35 am

Hard-boiled egg to even harder boiled egg. The yolk needs to be liquid! That's when it tastes the best and it's the best thing about an egg anyway. This nigger basically presents cardboard.

If this taught you awesome eggs, you don't know shit. I'll have to come over and teach you two Ohio silly billies.
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