Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

[Le Redditeur]

I'll ask the King how to approach women, he always has a plan.

"Hey babe, wanna see my Donkey Kong record? It is known for fucking people good."

[Singh'sSpot]

He screams "betrayal! Betray me! This lawsuit suuuuuuucks!!!"

[Old Black Man]

More like spedrunner am I right?

[rabidtictac]

I think Karl Jobst is a good example why you don't fuck around with the legal system. You might think you have rightness and justice on your side, but one never knows what the judge will say.

[Kugelfisch]

With him it was really just spergy ego. He could've just redacted his statement and corrected it. But then he wouldn't have been able to pin the blame from EZScape and DarkViperAU (easily the dumbest asshole in all of speedrunning, despite the very stiff competition) and would've had to admit a mistake and ask Mitchell for forgiveness.

He was just too eager for yet another dunk on Mitchell for absolutely no reason. Now he gets to pay him hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Just imagining to be that heavily into debt is nauseating!

[Complicity]

You know, if he just called his product "overcoming anxiety" instead of "let me teach you how to be a pussy slayer", maybe people would not make fun of him so much now:



The second part of the video is about a drooling fucktard way more interesting than this albino cuck:
The roided Spurdo chose to do his Somali-style bullshit in Filippino Land, a country with legal and prison systems straight out of Riki Oh.
There are inmates over there that are still waiting for a hearing after 15 years, and you have to bribe a judge just to get to trial.
The authorities are already set to make an example out of him; they are going to throw him in a hole in the ground of a POW camp, Vietnam style, for the rest of his life.
No air conditioner.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This is what happens if you're a complet moron who got drunk on the supposed "power" provided by livestreaming.
Humanity can't make an example of the fucktards soon enough.

[ebin namefag]

You know, if he just called his product "overcoming anxiety" instead of "let me teach you how to be a pussy slayer", maybe people would not make fun of him so much now:

And if he called his lolsuit a lolsuit about the dead dood and not about cheating, or if he didn't call Willy Bitchel a murder, etc. etc.

[Kugelfisch]

Isn't Vitaly the guy most famous for appearing on Bang Bus, only to not be able to get an errection?
Neither would I but then I have no ambitions for porn in the first place.

[ebin namefag]

Isn't Vitaly the guy most famous for appearing on Bang Bus, only to not be able to get an errection?
Neither would I but then I have no ambitions for porn in the first place.

I find it impossible to get an erection around females.