Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Le Redditeur » Fri Apr 18, 2025 5:58 pm

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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Singh'sSpot » Fri Apr 18, 2025 6:51 pm

He screams "betrayal! Betray me! This lawsuit suuuuuuucks!!!"

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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Old Black Man » Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:29 pm

More like spedrunner am I right?
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Apr 18, 2025 7:46 pm

I think Karl Jobst is a good example why you don't fuck around with the legal system. You might think you have rightness and justice on your side, but one never knows what the judge will say.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Apr 18, 2025 8:29 pm

With him it was really just spergy ego. He could've just redacted his statement and corrected it. But then he wouldn't have been able to pin the blame from EZScape and DarkViperAU (easily the dumbest asshole in all of speedrunning, despite the very stiff competition) and would've had to admit a mistake and ask Mitchell for forgiveness.

He was just too eager for yet another dunk on Mitchell for absolutely no reason. Now he gets to pay him hundreds of thousands of dollars.
Just imagining to be that heavily into debt is nauseating!
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Complicity » Sat Apr 19, 2025 1:59 pm

You know, if he just called his product "overcoming anxiety" instead of "let me teach you how to be a pussy slayer", maybe people would not make fun of him so much now:



The second part of the video is about a drooling fucktard way more interesting than this albino cuck:
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The authorities are already set to make an example out of him; they are going to throw him in a hole in the ground of a POW camp, Vietnam style, for the rest of his life.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Apr 19, 2025 4:09 pm

This is what happens if you're a complet moron who got drunk on the supposed "power" provided by livestreaming.
Humanity can't make an example of the fucktards soon enough.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by ebin namefag » Sat Apr 19, 2025 5:00 pm

Complicity wrote:
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You know, if he just called his product "overcoming anxiety" instead of "let me teach you how to be a pussy slayer", maybe people would not make fun of him so much now:
And if he called his lolsuit a lolsuit about the dead dood and not about cheating, or if he didn't call Willy Bitchel a murder, etc. etc.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Apr 19, 2025 5:56 pm

Isn't Vitaly the guy most famous for appearing on Bang Bus, only to not be able to get an errection?
Neither would I but then I have no ambitions for porn in the first place.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by ebin namefag » Sat Apr 19, 2025 6:05 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
Sat Apr 19, 2025 5:56 pm
Isn't Vitaly the guy most famous for appearing on Bang Bus, only to not be able to get an errection?
Neither would I but then I have no ambitions for porn in the first place.
I find it impossible to get an erection around females.

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