Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Liar Revealed]

Who has been attached to Star Wars movies that got scrapped?

The Game of Thrones dudes
The Jurassic World dude
The Wonder Woman director
Rian Johnson was supposed to develop a new trilogy, but I think that's off because we haven't heard anything new about it in years
I think the Rey movie from some ultra-feminist got cancelled

There are more. Offhand, there was Josh Trank. And Phil Lord & Christopher Miller were fired from Solo.
Some autist on the internet must have compiled a list.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Mine will be from the perspective of a guest of that same cantina. Written entirely by chatFAG with the instructions to mention Kanye West as often as possible.

I don't think he will appreciate my barkeeper's plans to become a barrista and turn the cantina into a Starbucks (called "Spacebucks", of course).

[Kugelfisch]

"Ye wouldn't stand for the globalisation of the galaxy, I tell you what!"

[Lindsay's Liver]

My pitch to Lucasfilm was simply "Sydney Sweeney in a Jabba's slave girl bikini for two hours. The plot: I don't know. Maybe she's trying to escape or something".

Still waiting to hear back.

[CuckTurdginson]

You do have to get that out, before people realize she's really not a very good actress.

"Ye wouldn't stand for the globalisation of the galaxy, I tell you what!"

"It was a Jewish rancor!"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The plot: I don't know. Maybe she's trying to escape or something".

Body positivity.
Aka have her sip from a bucket of gravy every now and then while Salacious B. Crumb laughs in the background.

[CuckTurdginson]

I do think Star Wars projects that are just like about the seedy underbelly shit can still work. The second you work in Jedi or Skywalkers has tended to be where these new projects fall off a cliff.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

They should try watching old western and samurai films and copying them in a star wars setting I think that could work.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Western have too many problematic depictions of Native Americans, and samurai flicks have not nearly enough Yasuke.

[CuckTurdginson]

Fort Apache as a Star Wars movie!!!

The Rey movie is apparently still being developed, it’s just been getting shuffled around and delayed, like all of the movies Jizzneys had complete confidence in.