Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Is that what you want to transition into

If I can't have Nadia as a real waifu, I must become Nadia.

[TheManWithNoPlan]

So James Mangold, Indiana Jones 5 Director, is apparently still attached to a Star Wars movie, and he wants to go 25,000 years back before even the prequels.

Spoiler alert: Strong womxn of color invented the Force.

It won’t be a woman of colour it will be a woman who looks like a young Kathleen Kennedy.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Who has been attached to Star Wars movies that got scrapped?

The Game of Thrones dudes
The Jurassic World dude
The Wonder Woman director
Rian Johnson was supposed to develop a new trilogy, but I think that's off because we haven't heard anything new about it in years
I think the Rey movie from some ultra-feminist got cancelled

[TheManWithNoPlan]

Taika Waititi had one cancelled recently too

[Kugelfisch]

25k years in the past? Wanna bet they will have stormtroopers and lightsabers regardless? It's like Bethesda with the Brotherhood of Steel and super mutants. They can't help but throw them in, even when it makes no sense.

Also Silent Hill with Pyramid Head and sex nurses. Although I don't mind the latter at all.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

25k years in the past? Wanna bet they will have stormtroopers and lightsabers regardless?

If they steal from the EU again, I guess the lightsabers will have a cable connecting it to some kind of battery.

[Kugelfisch]

If they steal from the EU again, I guess the lightsabers will have a cable connecting it to some kind of battery.

I'm expecting nothing less! Gotta make it archaic somehow and Disney hasn't been able (or willing) to hire someone with even a hint of creativity for a hot minute.

[ebin namefag]

Who has been attached to Star Wars movies that got scrapped?

The Game of Thrones dudes
The Jurassic World dude
The Wonder Woman director
Rian Johnson was supposed to develop a new trilogy, but I think that's off because we haven't heard anything new about it in years
I think the Rey movie from some ultra-feminist got cancelled

At some point every DHI poster will be attached to a cancelled Star Wahs project.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Mine will be a mini series about a barkeeper working at the Mos Eisley cantina.

[Kugelfisch]

Mine will be from the perspective of a guest of that same cantina. Written entirely by chatFAG with the instructions to mention Kanye West as often as possible.