Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[mad bum]

Not quite 300, but close. For some reason my Notification said it was "Quadrilateral Cowboy", but it ended up going straight to DOOM, so whatever.

Spoony's Panhandling Stream Roundup [DOOM Edition]

I tally it so you don't have to. All dollar amounts in USD, because burgerland = #1. Convert as necessary for your country.


Vital Statistics:

• Total time: 2:30:08
  Total haul: $246.79
  Begging Efficiency Per Hour (BEPH): $98.63. Just what the doctor ordered to throw at the bad repo men.

• Cuckson Sightings: Take a while to appear, until 50 minutes in--but boy, does he go on a roll from there. His mod avatar has a purple highlight now, and he sure does feel proud of that. Even skipping through I can see at least one or two posts a minute from him until the end of the session. Like a cross between a group manager and thining he's teh only teacher in a room full of grade school children.

Quotes and Other Items of Note
[Best snippets, in chronological time order.]

• $2.00 quote: -- "Counter Monkey helps me DM better"

• $13.13 quote: -- "all the fun kahntent and getting me into D&D"

• 2nd highest donation: $20.00. From 'Archaic Ginger' quote: -- "Best Wishes"

• $10.00 quote: -- "Tip for getting the lights on"

• $100.00 Highest donation! We have a winner! 'Glen Dodds,' who says: ""It's been a decade…your videos have brought me back time and time again…Keep up the good work, Noah""
  [Spoony did actually stop the game at this point to specifically thank him, unlike the others]

• $5.21. donation. Was a Cucknadian trying to be cute with $6.66 leaf money.
  "can you make Doomguy faces?" [Noah did not]

• $5.00 -- ""They're getting on you because of Jim's videos. Forget it man."
  [Spoony goes on a rant here at 1:05:20 bout his heroic brother. Someone must've said something about Don Juan to set him off. Short version: It didn't happen because of racism and you ain't insulting us, my brotehr is way so awesome, your opinion doesn't mean a thing, especially when I kick you out, etc., etc.]

• $5.00 immediately post rant and canned applause from somewhere -- "MIC Drop!"

• Scotland man sez: "Ignore the drama whores...keep it up"

• $10.00 for "Man-O-War poster in background"

• At 1:47:40 another purple appears named Shooter_Andy who Cuckson recognizes. Doesn't stay long. Anyone here know who that is?

• 1:52:20 No more game. Spoony takes off headset. Still 40 mins to go through.

• $10.00 -- "Well if this is end of stream, thanks for the entertainment"

• 1:59:37. [Spoony explains bunkers and aliens via a USB drive]

• $2.00 -- "I'm broke but I'm entertained so have some money"

• $5.00 asks: "What are your thoughts on cosplayers?" [Spoony ignores, keeps rambling about touching sick people and genomes.]

• At 2:29:17, Jackson steps in like he's the night manager at a Hospice, to bring in old Noah from being tuckered out. "Alright Spoony, now's probably the time to go relax and pick out your next game and thanks for going further with this stream like this."
  Whether due to his influence or not, stream ends shortly after.

Tony, you're the real MVP here. You saved us some time.

The best part is night club manager cuckson trying to shuffle the autists out like is an actual bar or some shit. He's both mod and bouncer

Seriously though if Noah would just use a LITTLE effort on his setup he could go on twitch and keep almost all the money, instead hungry jewtube takes like 30% of all the donations which is an insane cut.

[pibbs]

He'll get over this phobia once he's evicted...

[da PAC Nigguh]

HIV? That's a new one. What a fag.

[Stranger]

HIV?

Noah Aidswiler

[mad bum]

That sickness timeline is begging to be an avatar picture

[Charlar]

He took the bait hook, line and sinker. Goddamn, this guy used to be sharper than that.
Also, I don't think he's cut his hair since 2011 because its getting fucking gross. And the indoor living is making him look like a fucking goblin.

I was thinking more Gollum.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/ori ... 95_394.jpg
Twitter is his precious.

A photoshop of Gollum with Spoony face would be a thing i'd like

[Tony Schiavone]

Tony, you're the real MVP here. You saved us some time.

The best part is night club manager cuckson trying to shuffle the autists out like is an actual bar or some shit. He's both mod and bouncer

Seriously though if Noah would just use a LITTLE effort on his setup he could go on twitch and keep almost all the money, instead hungry jewtube takes like 30% of all the donations which is an insane cut.

Thank you! I figure this should give at least a month worth of material, which is the same length of time he'll go between streaming anyway.

My favorites are the guy that spent ten whole dollars just because he liked a poster hanging on a door, the fact that his second biggest donor is someone named 'Archaic Ginger' (because of course it would be), and the fact that Noah went on a huge crazy rant defending his brother from the one person who actually might've insulted Miles, and completely missing the point of #JuanButNotForgotten.

I can't decide if he's more willful ignorance or just plane insanity right now. I didn't stop to listen but the close captioned pauses at the end had him rambling about species and viruses and a whole lot of wacky garbage.

[Guest]

Spoony Reddit callin' you guys out for being obsessed. There's also a guy on their telling Spoony he loves him and "to take as much time as he needs" because his "health comes first", and he's not being ironic.

[Carn]

I'd rather be a no lifer shooting the shit on an internet forum than be a disgusting hypochondriac NEET like Spoony.

[Charlar]

Spoony Reddit callin' you guys out for being obsessed. There's also a guy on their telling Spoony he loves him and "to take as much time as he needs" because his "health comes first", and he's not being ironic.

They really don't realize we don't care what they say, Spoony fans are like him: they live in a bubble