Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

You guys like making fun of people with depression huh? Not surprised. Children. Just wait until it affects your life at least indirectly. I feel sorry for those people who have you to turn to for help. Sad.

Where the fuck do you think you are? Go back to Tumblr, faggot.

Don't take the obvious bait, wait for him to make a bigger fool of himself, then you mock them when they shot themselves in the foot

Have you thought about working for the CIA son?

[Tony Schiavone]

Not quite 300, but close. For some reason my Notification said it was "Quadrilateral Cowboy", but it ended up going straight to DOOM, so whatever.

Spoony's Panhandling Stream Roundup [DOOM Edition]

I tally it so you don't have to. All dollar amounts in USD, because burgerland = #1. Convert as necessary for your country.


Vital Statistics:

• Total time: 2:30:08
  Total haul: $246.79
  Begging Efficiency Per Hour (BEPH): $98.63. Just what the doctor ordered to throw at the bad repo men.

• Cuckson Sightings: Take a while to appear, until 50 minutes in--but boy, does he go on a roll from there. His mod avatar has a purple highlight now, and he sure does feel proud of that. Even skipping through I can see at least one or two posts a minute from him until the end of the session. Like a cross between a group manager and thining he's teh only teacher in a room full of grade school children.

Quotes and Other Items of Note
[Best snippets, in chronological time order.]

• $2.00 quote: -- "Counter Monkey helps me DM better"

• $13.13 quote: -- "all the fun content and getting me into D&D"

• 2nd highest donation: $20.00. From 'Archaic Ginger' quote: -- "Best Wishes"

• $10.00 quote: -- "Tip for getting the lights on"

• $100.00 Highest donation! We have a winner! 'Glen Dodds,' who says: ""It's been a decade…your videos have brought me back time and time again…Keep up the good work, Noah""
  [Spoony did actually stop the game at this point to specifically thank him, unlike the others]

• $5.21. donation. Was a Cucknadian trying to be cute with $6.66 leaf money.
  "can you make Doomguy faces?" [Noah did not]

• $5.00 -- ""They're getting on you because of Jim's videos. Forget it man."
  [Spoony goes on a rant here at 1:05:20 bout his heroic brother. Someone must've said something about Don Juan to set him off. Short version: It didn't happen because of racism and you ain't insulting us, my brotehr is way so awesome, your opinion doesn't mean a thing, especially when I kick you out, etc., etc.]

• $5.00 immediately post rant and canned applause from somewhere -- "MIC Drop!"

• Scotland man sez: "Ignore the drama whores...keep it up"

• $10.00 for "Man-O-War poster in background"

• At 1:47:40 another purple appears named Shooter_Andy who Cuckson recognizes. Doesn't stay long. Anyone here know who that is?

• 1:52:20 No more game. Spoony takes off headset. Still 40 mins to go through.

• $10.00 -- "Well if this is end of stream, thanks for the entertainment"

• 1:59:37. [Spoony explains bunkers and aliens via a USB drive]

• $2.00 -- "I'm broke but I'm entertained so have some money"

• $5.00 asks: "What are your thoughts on cosplayers?" [Spoony ignores, keeps rambling about touching sick people and genomes.]

• At 2:29:17, Jackson steps in like he's the night manager at a Hospice, to bring in old Noah from being tuckered out. "Alright Spoony, now's probably the time to go relax and pick out your next game and thanks for going further with this stream like this."
  Whether due to his influence or not, stream ends shortly after.

[Guest]

lmao spoony is talking about his brother killing someone on stream

Now that actually sounds like something that might be worth listening to. What'd he say about Juan but not forgotten?

[CuckTurdginson]

He took the bait hook, line and sinker. Goddamn, this guy used to be sharper than that.
Also, I don't think he's cut his hair since 2011 because its getting fucking gross. And the indoor living is making him look like a fucking goblin.

[Guest]

He took the bait hook, line and sinker. Goddamn, this guy used to be sharper than that.
Also, I don't think he's cut his hair since 2011 because its getting fucking gross. And the indoor living is making him look like a fucking goblin.

I was thinking more Gollum.
http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/ori ... 95_394.jpg
Twitter is his precious.

[Guest]

lmao spoony is talking about his brother killing someone on stream

Now that actually sounds like something that might be worth listening to. What'd he say about Juan but not forgotten?

#MilesDidNothingWrong

[MegaNigger]

Cuckson confirmed still clinging to hope his savior Lord Sploony will review XCOM with him.

[pibbs]

[Stranger]

"Talking and moving my hands is so tiring."

Crying out loud, even DSP can manage a stream without pissing and moaning this much and that dude is probably actually retarded.

[Chippah]

Spoony and Cuckson seem to have some perverted Brian Wilson/Eugene Landy relationship, accept that Spoony is a complete idiot with made up illnesses and is poor and Brian Wilson was a rich genius who achieved something.