Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Stranger]

They kinda tried to fix that in 4th Edition - you have only 5 alignments (Lawful Good, Good, Neutral, Evil, Chaotic Evil), so there's more room to wiggle your character's beliefs inside each alignment. They also got rid of the "only LG can be paladins", and paladins became champions of their deities, no matter what their alignment was.

Oh, and there weren't creature types tied to alignments anymore. Not all Angels are of the subtype [Lawful Good], evil gods could have angels as well. Frankly, I enjoyed 4th Ed. more than any other edition of D&D, and I played all the way from the OG one through 4th.

This is good. I stopped following D&D years ago but occasionally will watch videos on youtube about broken meta-game builds for the fun of it. Nobody talks about Paladins, though. Everyone seems to understand the complaints Paladin players have about the GM that's out to get them but 99% of video makers seem to buy into the Lawful Stupid stereotype that Paladin players get.

That mentality of, "if the Paladin joins the group then we don't get to have any fun, let's ruin it for them," and turning it into the Paladin being the problem instead of the other people (or GM) just being dickwads.

[Guest]

His greatest mental illness? His total lack of self awareness.

Why does the guy with 10 million owe anyone else his money?

Reasons.

The same reasons people are communists. Jealousy, laziness, and the belief that anyone who has better life circumstances than you obviously either lucked or cheated their way into it and never had to deal with anything hard, because heaven knows you avoid anything hard and could never be successful unless you lucked/cheated your way into it (in Spoony's case, both).

If ever there was a time to respond to Spoons on twitter, it's this. Ask him how much Patreon monies he's given to the homeless. Ask him if he's going to redistribute some of that cash from all that time when he was getting paid 5 grand a week for things he never delivered.

Seriously, fuck this guy.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Niggers.

That is all.

Quoting because it might be related to what I came here to post.

During the Stories Untold stream, spoony was typing "jennifer's room" but did a typo and typed "jenniger's room" then said "jenniger's room".

Someone in chat called him out on saying nigger.

Also, I checked out more of the videos of that Jeffrey McArthur guy that i posted earlier.
He's got a playlist of RPG stories that is basically Counter Monkey except he's not making shit up.

[Poonoo]

His greatest mental illness? His total lack of self awareness.

Why does the guy with 10 million owe anyone else his money?

Because Communism

[Guest]

Quoting because it might be related to what I came here to post.

During the Stories Untold stream, spoony was typing "jennifer's room" but did a typo and typed "jenniger's room" then said "jenniger's room".

Someone in chat called him out on saying nigger.

White Supremacist Spoony Confirmed!

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Quoting because it might be related to what I came here to post.

During the Stories Untold stream, spoony was typing "jennifer's room" but did a typo and typed "jenniger's room" then said "jenniger's room".

Someone in chat called him out on saying nigger.

White Supremacist Spoony Confirmed!

It's like those catholic priests who talk about how pedophilia is bad but then rapes the alter boys.

Spoony is secretly a trump supporter.

[Just Some Random Guy]

His greatest mental illness? His total lack of self awareness.

What was the context of this?

[pibbs]

Trump's tax reform.

[Charlar]

Trump's tax reform.

So Spoony still saying shit his shallow and simple mind doesn't understand?

[Stranger]

It's not so much that Spoony can't understand as it is that anything Trump does is bad no matter what.

I'll bet good money that if Trump took a pee and held his penis wrong Spoony would criticize him for it.