Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[Oengae]

Pretty sure the most dangerous weapon you can still buy is a fork.

Oi, you got a loisense for that m8?

[ebin namefag]

Pretty sure the most dangerous weapon you can still buy is a fork.

That's the most dangerous weapon of all if you're Guru Larry.

[Kugelfisch]

You may or may not know how difficult that is. Regardless, he can't even get a job at Tesco, so I'll rule that out as a possibility as well.

Oh yeah, he wouldn't put the effort in. But he could do it

He could not! I resent that hypothesis! I could, you could, "one" could. Maffew Cuck could absolutely not. Not a possibility. Just like I could not become a world class football player, he could not get a shotgun. Physical incapability. He's way too bitchmade. He won't lift a dumbbell. Any kind of rifle is like an Asian Bird Spider for an arachnophobiac - impossible to touch.

[RedLine]

If Film Brain shot a 28ga he would probably cry.

[JL Unlimited]

If Film Brain shot a 28ga he would probably die.

[wulfenlord]

He's acting all tuff now, in the next couple of days he will no doubt BAAAAW

[Complicity]

I think you mixed PushingUpVomit and FilmBald up, but still:
Smug=About to cry?

[Ghost Dog]

Mathew is complaining about Youtube again. It's funny he uses the retention graph as a way to cope. Congrats on that, however it doesn't matter when you can't even get 2K views on a video in about 2 weeks.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I see the euphoria from "owning" that one commenter didn't last long

>TWO MINUTES

Does he take advice from Angry Joe or something?

[pibbs]

Uh oh, the new "panties in a twist" issue.