Patrick H(airloss) Willems
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Patrick H(airloss) Willems
Where to start here...
Most known for his spoofs - "What if Wes Anderson directed the X-Men" and the like, made forever ago (and far more successful than anything he's done since) - Patrick Willems is a balding 'video essayist' with epic Linkara/Doge storylines of his very own (he calls them "sagas"). Watched his Zack Snyder video, or the first twenty minutes - before I turned that cringey ass shit off.
1. The intro is fucking insulting.
2. The patronizing attitude more or less continues through the whole video.
I haven't combed through his twitter yet - but I'm sure its a goldmine.
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2025 11:02 pmDHI is proof you can be both a massive homosexual and a virgin. They're not exclusive. If you display both in large enough quantities you can qualify for mod status.
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Is that the faggot that ultra defended Jizzney Soy Wars because >muh space wizards for children?
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Most likely
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2025 11:02 pmDHI is proof you can be both a massive homosexual and a virgin. They're not exclusive. If you display both in large enough quantities you can qualify for mod status.
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Michael Vsauce?
da PAC Nigguh wrote: ↑Wed Nov 25, 2020 12:06 amShit like this is why satire is dead in currentyear.
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Interesting new soyjack npc you've discovered.
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>Whining that all the good owls in a CGI owl movie are *white* (at around the 34 minute mark)
You can't make this shit up.
You can't make this shit up.
Autism attracts more autism. Sooner or later, an internet nobody will attract the exact kind of fans - and detractors - he deserves.
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I need to watch this guys shit so I can make fun of him. He seems like he’s worthy of sperging. It’s just the Mauler problem where I don’t want to watch 69 hours, or whatever, of soyjack shit and discount Linkara storylines?
rabidtictac wrote: ↑Mon Feb 10, 2025 11:02 pmDHI is proof you can be both a massive homosexual and a virgin. They're not exclusive. If you display both in large enough quantities you can qualify for mod status.
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I like this guy's videos a lot. His last video (I think) about the 80s and 90s trend of over-the-top sprawling "Blade Runner"-style cities in movies was good.
You all can call me a faggot now.
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