Patrick H(airloss) Willems

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Patrick H(airloss) Willems

Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Oct 21, 2022 8:08 pm



Where to start here...

Most known for his spoofs - "What if Wes Anderson directed the X-Men" and the like, made forever ago (and far more successful than anything he's done since) - Patrick Willems is a balding 'video essayist' with epic Linkara/Doge storylines of his very own (he calls them "sagas"). Watched his Zack Snyder video, or the first twenty minutes - before I turned that cringey ass shit off.

1. The intro is fucking insulting.

2. The patronizing attitude more or less continues through the whole video.

I haven't combed through his twitter yet - but I'm sure its a goldmine.
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Re: Patrick H(airloss) Willems

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 21, 2022 8:48 pm

Is that the faggot that ultra defended Jizzney Soy Wars because >muh space wizards for children?
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Re: Patrick H(airloss) Willems

Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Oct 21, 2022 8:50 pm

Most likely
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Re: Patrick H(airloss) Willems

Post by Moe Bitches » Fri Oct 21, 2022 10:31 pm

Michael Vsauce?
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Re: Patrick H(airloss) Willems

Post by ebin namefag » Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:30 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote:
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I haven't combed through his twitter yet
He has nothing to comb through.
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Re: Patrick H(airloss) Willems

Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Oct 21, 2022 11:38 pm

Ebin zinger!
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Re: Patrick H(airloss) Willems

Post by rabidtictac » Sat Oct 22, 2022 12:29 am

Interesting new soyjack npc you've discovered.
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Re: Patrick H(airloss) Willems

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Oct 22, 2022 6:34 am

>Whining that all the good owls in a CGI owl movie are *white* (at around the 34 minute mark)

You can't make this shit up.
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Re: Patrick H(airloss) Willems

Post by CuckTurdginson » Tue Dec 31, 2024 6:13 pm

I need to watch this guys shit so I can make fun of him. He seems like he’s worthy of sperging. It’s just the Mauler problem where I don’t want to watch 69 hours, or whatever, of soyjack shit and discount Linkara storylines?
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Re: Patrick H(airloss) Willems

Post by Lindsay's Liver » Tue Dec 31, 2024 6:49 pm

I like this guy's videos a lot. His last video (I think) about the 80s and 90s trend of over-the-top sprawling "Blade Runner"-style cities in movies was good.

You all can call me a faggot now.

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