Capeshit thread (comics and movies)

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Post by Guest » Sat Dec 18, 2021 6:55 pm

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Modern capeshit, especially Marvel, is just glorified ads for the movies. And then they wonder why they keep being outsold by manga.
I don't think they do wonder. It's impossible for them to be this retarded and not know.

The Ultimate line's a perfect example of their retardation. That was the perfect entry point for new comics readers. It was a compact line, with its own internal continuity, very few if any retcons, most of it was collected in trades, they took a back to basics approach with the characters whilst still modernising them in a way that would appeal to younger readers who were introduced to Marvel comics via the films.

And they shat all over it. They got Jeph Loeb to write some big event that took a massive shit all over it by killing off most of the characters. Then, little by little, they proceeded to destroy what was left of it.

People who are interested in comics always say 'I want to get into comics, where do I start?' and with most Marvel comics you can't start at the beginning, because they're so old that the old stuff is unpalatable to most normies. You can't start with the most recent issue because, again, they're so old and there's so much history that it's confusing to just start cold from a current issue. With Ultimate, you could start at number one and the continuity would be easy to follow. Or you could start from the most recent issue and the older issues were easy to find so you could catch up.

There's a reason why those Ultimate comics outsold the 'proper' versions of Spider-Man and X-Men for a good while

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:09 pm

Where to start: Don't.
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Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Dec 18, 2021 8:11 pm

You'll avoid a great deal of embarrassment that way.
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Post by Lindsay's Liver » Sat Dec 18, 2021 9:39 pm

This looks like a fun comic.

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Post by Moe Bitches » Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:15 pm

I love the brown chick's face in the last panel, like "what is this bitch talking about?"
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Post by Rapeculture » Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:21 pm

Goddamn, how fucking embarrassing.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Dec 18, 2021 10:50 pm

And they're probably just preaching to the choir here, since only Latinx-users woud probably pick this shit up.
And why can't they just use "Latin" or something? That's pretty much the root word. Sure, it has a different meaning, but the Left loves changing the meaning of words, anyways.
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People who are interested in comics always say 'I want to get into comics, where do I start?' and with most Marvel comics you can't start at the beginning, because they're so old that the old stuff is unpalatable to most normies. You can't start with the most recent issue because, again, they're so old and there's so much history that it's confusing to just start cold from a current issue. With Ultimate, you could start at number one and the continuity would be easy to follow. Or you could start from the most recent issue and the older issues were easy to find so you could catch up.
Oh, the Marvel comics have quite a few "Number Ones" out, but they're just the same SJW propaganda comics getting rebooted every season due to garbage sales.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Dec 18, 2021 11:06 pm

"Listen here, brown cunt! Let me, some red-hair that will soon get replaced by a trans nigress of colour with PTSD tell you what's up. Your spic talk is too offensive to us ultra leftist white people! Use our retarded word that is impossible to pronounce instead, or I'll have you deported by ICE, you Trumper piece of shit! Got it?"
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Post by Dehbashi » Sat Dec 18, 2021 11:16 pm

Funny part is that Latinos, especially ones that live down south, have flat out said they rather be called spics than LatinX due to how disrespectful it is. :lol: If there are beaners who support this it's beaners who never lived one second in Latin America like MarzCunt's Filipino husband. They have no attachment to those countries.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Dec 19, 2021 4:17 pm

This is really only for people who have never been near a person with darker complexion than an Italian, or fake Latinas who have been completely assimilated by Burger culture.
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