Shitposting

[Kugelfisch]

I'm glad my car is in a closed garage at night.

[rabidtictac]

It's OK to like it. It's not OK to go fucking nuts over it.
Thankfully, it's a non-issue here because we don't celebrate it anyway.

They are pushing that shit hard over here though because the supermarkets want to make money. It's not as big as the US but it is growing in popularity lately with kids.

Though you can't just walk up to a random persons house for junk food. If the house doesn't have halloween decorations the kids are told not to knock.

What we do if we don't want trick r treaters to come to the door is to leave the porch light off. It's a universal sign in America. Your chances of getting egged or TP'd goes up however. As a footnote, my damn car got egged on Halloween night, dammit.

Sometimes the goddamn cunts still try to trick or treat, even when the lights are off.

[Guest]

Is it gay to ask for a reach around from a guy fucking you up the ass?

[mad bum]

It's the polite thing to do.

[Guest]

You're entitled. You should be glad your buddy is ensuring you never have constipation again.

[Guest]

On Halloween like 13 years ago some assholes shot up my bitchin' Pontiac Grand Am with a paintball gun. I was the only car hit so I assume I was directly targeted for some reason.

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKING DID STEWART

[Kugelfisch]

Is it gay to ask for a reach around from a guy fucking you up the ass?

It's preposterous that you even need to ask! Very rude of him.

[Rapeculture]

Marzgurl has a super easy time giving Projared a reacharound while she's pegging him in his Sailor whatever outfit.

[Rushy]

[Kugelfisch]

Did somebody call for quints?