DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Angelfire Memes]

Imagine fucking Phil managing a team of staff needed to run a restaurant. "I asked all the other staff and they said they don't want to be paid, okay? *snort* So I can't pay you dood, but you get a ton of exposure from waiting tables, right?"

[rabidtictac]

#savetherestaurant

donation drive where customers show up, give restauranteur dsp all their money and get no food

[Guest]

I wish he did own a restaurant, his appearance on Hell’s Kitchen would be amazing

[Angelfire Memes]

No one ever heard of it until streamers played it! It's virally popular but not high profile at all! DSP is so butthurt that he was so wrong about KC. He's like a kid who didn't get invited to a birthday party, so he sulks and shits on it and everyone who's having fun there and says he didn't want to go anyway.

[rabidtictac]

He's been bitching a lot lately about how there are no games to play. He'd have a lot more games to play if he'd stop speedrun-ragequitting games. He even has Dissidia NT sitting on his dashboard doing nothing.

[Guest]

Clearly this guy right here with the watery sugar "sauce" would own a fucking amazing restaurant and be raking in money if not for the detractors dood. It's Amy's Baking Company all over again.

His sauce is what Luigi from the Simpsons would call "a pile of red crap."

[Guest]

Tevin gave his thoughts on the GF and it went as well as you can expect, the entire comment section is ridiculing her and wanting to track her down. Plus some of the old detractors that said they were done with DSP randomly returned there.

Then you have repeat comment offenders like Jericho(Repeats the same insulting joke a dozen times under every DSP video) spamming how much the GF is a horse, and immediately goes into "You're a weeb,racist,white-knight, go back to school, etc" anytime he gets called out on his cringe.

[Kugelfisch]

I barely watch gamer streams anymore, last one I watched wouldn't stop screaming "Like and Subscribe!" every 10 fucking seconds. Got to the point a guest game dev left because no one could hear him over the big mouth.

I have to wonder if that shit ever works. All it does is make their videos unwatchable. I hate being told to like, favorite, donate and scrubscribe to their shitty vidya. If I wanted to, I would have done it already. YouTubers treat their audiences like they are literally retarded.

I'm always reminded of people asking to buy pets in Black Desert: Online in the chat. It's impossible to buy or sell something directly in that game. They've just seen others say it in chat and keep parroting it.
Does that shit on YT work? It likely doesn't but others do it as well so it must be working, right?

I think kama said the SoK wasn't behind the swatting shit. That doesn't mean they weren't, but you don't understand how much he hated SoK when he left. He would have said so if he'd had knowledge of it.

It only takes one guy for a swatting and only Fred, if even, knew all the layers of SoK with their autistic in-group of the in-group of the in-group channels and such.
Low-key interesting how it went from "it didn't even happen" to "Phil swatted himself for views" to "it wasn't us at least", though.

Clearly this guy right here with the watery sugar "sauce" would own a fucking amazing restaurant and be raking in money if not for the detractors dood. It's Amy's Baking Company all over again.

If he had had Italian citizenship it would've been revoked the moment he decided to use ketchup to make a "tomato sauce".
And Phil would totally be the failing restaurant owner that shouts at customers for not liking his "real" pizza. Bugged stone oven mechanics!

Totally unlike his current bread and butter PUBG.

[rabidtictac]

Tevin gave his thoughts on the GF and it went as well as you can expect, the entire comment section is ridiculing her and wanting to track her down. Plus some of the old detractors that said they were done with DSP randomly returned there.

Then you have repeat comment offenders like Jericho(Repeats the same insulting joke a dozen times under every DSP video) spamming how much the GF is a horse, and immediately goes into "You're a weeb,racist,white-knight, go back to school, etc" anytime he gets called out on his cringe.

The soulmaid shit is so pointless right now. Just wait. Wait and it will all blow up soon enough. All these idiots keep trying to force something and jump the gun. They need to chill the fuck out. DSP is already bitching about having to eat leftovers and the soulmaid isn't planning to get a job soon. So all DSP did was commit to supporting another adult in exchange for SOME cooking and chores. Odds are strong that he'll treat her like shit and she'll blow up on him before long.

Insulting her looks is pointless. I've seen plenty of dsp detractors and most are fugly as shit. She's not amazing-looking, but she looks normal-ish and isn't an obeast. You know that Markus Daily Productions guy is a hugely fat black kid, right? I'm just saiyan. Chad Burnell over here really makes detractors look pathetic when they're so autistic they have to spam horseface memes because they need SOMETHING to shit on this girl for.

There's so much legitimate stuff to laugh at DSP for, such as his speedrun ragequits and pipe dreams about running an italian restaurant empire, that it's just sad to pull out petty personal appearance insults. Especially something like the structure of one's face, which can't be changed without surgery.

[Kugelfisch]

He'll drive her away soon enough anyway. Money is where Phil draws the line. You think bitching about money for two hours before streaming is annoying? Imagine what she will need to listen to over the coming days and weeks, especially if she doesn't get a job quickly.