DSP Thread: Bugged Forum mechanics

[Angelfire Memes]

Drives do motivate people, true. If you do drives every few weeks, let’s see how motivated people are then. I’m surprised Phil with his 4.0 GPA, valedictorian honours and business degree hasn’t worked this out (I’m not really that surprised).

[Guest]

I can't imagine being his age and begging autistic children on the internet for money every month. How fucking embarrassing.

[Le Redditeur]

Well, that's something I kinda miss from the KF thread: the monthly earning reports by SoapQueen1 and Eddyb43. I'm sure that he didn't really "lost" his big paypigs; they are probably still donating under different names. Specially Vidar and that autist that was doxed by Dynastia - they didn't quit on their own accord, but were "forced" by external circumstances. In fact, I'd expect them to double their efforts into sustaining the pigroach, to "show the detractors".

[rpgworm]

He really is pushing his luck with this donations drives crap huh? I don't think he will run out of paypigs anytime soon, nor he is going anywhere (not waiting standing for this one), but he doesn't get that he is already getting the max pull he can have? he just doesn't have a following, nor he has the charisma to bring it, all he has are those weirdos that for some reason just want him to play weeb shit (kinda like Spoony, what gives with this crap?)

Also:



I really wish sometimes he would just cut throught the bullshit and call it the bull by it's name, it's Maximillian Dood your talking about Phil, everybody knows that, because everybody keeps bringing his name when shitting on you.

And while Max's hype man persona is off putting to me, at least the guy sonds genuine (kinda, sometimes he is a try hard), and that is because he only plays what he likes. I've seem a couple of times he was checking out a game to find out he wasn't into it, and in the end he just turned off the game and started one he liked (I think it was bloodborne).

I mean, Max is not above being bitchy, and he can get hella salty when he is in a lose streak in a fighting game, but at least the guy knows when his bitching gets off putting to a majority of people, who are there to see the videogame hype man, even if it is to play a old game.

Phil doesn't have that, even when he likes a game, the best he can do is just do some awkard laughs... and to be fair, that is most of us. When I like a game, I just play the thing, nothing else... but then again, I'm not trying to entretain people to get money.

So bitching and calling the devs names is the only thing Phil has left. Problem is, he isn't charming while doing it, he comes across as the buffoon that is only amusing for weirdos like us and his fanbase...

[rabidtictac]

foxdickfarms money guy said: he's definitely a pissy little bitch-boy tonight. My personal suspicion is that he knows about where his monthly financials are at, and they're not stellar. See below for current stats (cheers + subs only):

Unique cheerers: 292
Total cheers: 4771
Final bit total is: $ 1691.28
Average cheer: $ 0.35
Subs: 184 (180@$4.99, 3@$9.99, 1@$24.99, 23 gifted)
Final sub total is: $ 467.50
Unique tippers: 0
Final tip total is: $ 0.00
Live pet total is: $ 0.00
Total money is: $ 2158.78

Most notably, if you look at the all-time cheerers listed on his little leaderboard, 4 of the 6 no longer cheer. The only one who seems to still be around is Fallen1570, and they only have a $4.99 sub with no cheers this month. That loss of whales is going to start catching up.

Apparently he cried a bunch, was drunk and reeing about money and subs again last night. Poor little narcissist. The loss of paypigs probably stings.

[Guest]

Who’s The 25 dollar cuck?

[Angelfire Memes]

It’s going to get worse over the next few days as I think Eddy said Phil had a high number of gifted subs around the end of January. I think he said 23rd but may be wrong. That means he’s going to see a big drop in subs any day now as most of them expire. I can’t imagine ranting at new viewers during his UFC 3 ragequit helped him retain many of those subs.

Honestly the guy is really beyond parody at this point. People were shitposting over new year that the fundraisers would become a regular thing, and now less than 2 months later they are. Then DSP rants about how other streamers only do this for the money, while playing games he hates and begging. I’m honestly not sure he’s even aware of the hypocrisy anymore.

Also he seems to have been hitting the booze hard lately, despite the soulmaid moving in. He was also apparently bitching about only having leftovers for dinner yesterday too. So that all seems to be going well.

[Guest]

Let's see...

-DSP getting Drunk and Raging about leftovers and whatever.
-Neger demanding everything DSP types get archived immediately.
-Pol referring to himself in third person again.
-Certain members still triggered by the GFs cooking.
-And Ex-SOK members saying the SOK wasn't behind the Swatting is good enough for Neger.

[rabidtictac]

I think kama said the SoK wasn't behind the swatting shit. That doesn't mean they weren't, but you don't understand how much he hated SoK when he left. He would have said so if he'd had knowledge of it. I mean, most of the sperge he posted was during a time when nobody, including me, on DHI cared about DSP shit.

Neger's still being fully autistic about a lot of other stuff in the dsp thread though. He needs to chill. You'd think the escort situation would have taught him to bide his time and wait. Now he seems to be desperate to find more autistic dsp detractors to dox.

Phil doesn't care if the soulmaid is a good cook or a shitty cook. She's still a better cook than him. All he wants is a slave to make him food every day all day. That's why he was bitching about having to eat leftovers or whatever. It's his home-cooked meals and he wants them NOW!!!!

As for getting drunk, I'm nearly 100% certain DSP has a drinking problem. He tried to blame it on Leanna leaving, but now the soulmaid is in the house and he's still getting blitzed and being toxic on stream. He has no *reason* to drink himself into a stupor, but he's still doing it IMO.

Cuck of Pol will never learn. I still don't understand why he ran away from twitter and youtube, but decided that kiwi was the perfect place to hang out and be retarded. I guess he figures he has nothing left to lose over there, but it's going to fuck him over eventually even harder. If he doesn't chill out, he'll be in a similar situation to DSP, where nobody can google search his real name without finding a bunch of nope.avi and cringe. He's lost one job thanks to DSP shit and he might lose more if he doesn't back off the farms.

[mad bum]

I see Phil is still making more money than his typical viewer, see ya guys here next week to see if he's homeless yet.