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Post by CuckTurdginson » Fri Jul 04, 2025 5:10 am

Going full retard would probably revive the franchise, but they never do.

Ergo, my Turok idea.
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Post by Liar Revealed » Fri Jul 04, 2025 5:17 am

I had ideas for JP movies, but now they can't be done because of how they fucked up the canon. In the Jurassic World movies, people are bored with dinosaurs and they're now common and all over the world.

How do you continue a series like that if the characters don't feel the same awe and wonder that the audience is supposed to feel? "Oh, a dinosaur." <shrug>
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Jul 04, 2025 5:21 am

"A T-Rex? Honey, hand me my elephant gun!"

What I'm trying to say is that we need Burt Gummer in this franchise.
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Post by Rushy » Fri Jul 04, 2025 11:35 am

We need Burt Gummer in every franchise
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Post by Old Black Man » Fri Jul 04, 2025 6:19 pm

That would have been Roland Tembo, and his legendary actor is dead sadly. They could make a Nick Van Owen movie and show that he’s a psychopath who’d gladly feed children to dinosaurs for mother nature.
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Post by Complicity » Fri Jul 04, 2025 10:27 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri Jul 04, 2025 5:21 am
"A T-Rex? Honey, hand me my elephant gun!"

What I'm trying to say is that we need Burt Gummer in this franchise.
Lupa ruined Burt Gummer for everyone.

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Post by Old Black Man » Sat Jul 05, 2025 2:20 am

For fivebux PUR will give you a Bert Gummer.
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