Pat the NES Cunt

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Jan 02, 2021 3:56 pm

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Who exactly are these guys target audience? I'm nearly 30 and almost always have the opposite opinion of them and find them to be complete sticks in the mud.
Soy-guzzling millennials who still long for rememberries of the 90s.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:18 pm

Who are also complete console peasants that only care about the NES.
Basically James Rolfe with more time and less personality.
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Post by da PAC Nigguh » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:20 pm

James Rolfe doesn't even care about the NES. He probably couldn't tell you it stands for "Nintendo Entertainment System" if the cue cards Mike wrote didn't mention it.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:23 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:20 pm
James Rolfe doesn't even care about the NES. He probably couldn't tell you it stands for "Nintendo Entertainment System" if the cue cards Mike wrote didn't mention it.
A typical NES collector then.
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:20 pm

da PAC Nigguh wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 4:20 pm
James Rolfe doesn't even care about the NES. He probably couldn't tell you it stands for "Nintendo Entertainment System" if the cue cards Mike wrote didn't mention it.
Nah, that much at least we know: he used to care about the 8-bit and 16-bit consoles. Remember, we have videos of Kid James sperging about the Console Wars and how the Super Nintendo was better than the Sega Genesis and how the SNES was his "first sixteen bit console!" when he got one on Christmas.

That doesn't mean he still cared about those consoles when he first started doing the Angry Nintendo Nerd videos, though.

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Post by Guest » Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:26 pm

Salmonella wrote:
Sat Jan 02, 2021 2:57 pm
Who exactly are these guys target audience? I'm nearly 30 and almost always have the opposite opinion of them and find them to be complete sticks in the mud.
I'm old enough to be part of the Nintendo Nerd's original audience and watched simply because nobody was doing reviews like that for retro stuff. It lost it's charm by around 2008 because everyone was doing reviews and trying to get internet famous. I don't know who his audience is now. Zoomers who think he's funny?

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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Guest » Sat Jan 02, 2021 9:37 pm

I appreciate laughing at that rats nest toupee he's trying to pawn off as real hair.

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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Jan 02, 2021 11:32 pm

Yeah, wearing a toupee is the funniest thing he's done in the last ten years. I didn't even know they still make those.
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Post by mad bum » Sun Jan 03, 2021 1:36 am

That would explain why the sudden change of hair comes in the 2021 plans video if all those AVGN's were done months ago. He finally got some hair growth formula
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Re: Pat the NES Cunt

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jan 03, 2021 2:08 am

If that's hair growth formula's work he should become the new Subway Jared but for Rogaine - minus the child fucking.
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