Jim Spergling

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Re: Jim Spergling

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:15 pm

I'm sure he'll break something sooner or later.
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Re: Jim Spergling

Post by Poonoo » Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:00 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:15 pm
I'm sure he'll break something sooner or later.
Being a cuck already broke his pride.
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Re: Jim Spergling

Post by Sieg Zeon » Thu Sep 03, 2020 1:36 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:15 pm
I'm sure he'll break something sooner or later.
The floor? :lol:

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Re: Jim Spergling

Post by Newhalf » Thu Sep 03, 2020 2:08 pm

Who needs a glass ceiling when you can break any floor by just walking and bouncing on it?

He always reminds me of some NPC in some old Ultima game who was like a fat guy with awful makeup on

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He even had a wife that looked just like him in drag.

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Re: Jim Spergling

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Thu Sep 03, 2020 7:00 pm

He has too much hair for Spergling, but otherwise, close cameo :lol: I choose the murder option. (Yeah, I know, those are just dialogue options, right?)
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Re: Jim Spergling

Post by drisko » Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:35 pm

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His 'wife' has him wearing a skirt and calling himself a demisexual-pangender-whatever while she fucks other soy cucks promiscuously like some obese naked mole rat. If I were him, I'd kill myself.
I heard she threw him out, so maybe this is his way of getting more cash for the alimony payments.

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Re: Jim Spergling

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Sep 04, 2020 4:39 am

I guess their relationship has just become... even more open.
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Re: Jim Spergling

Post by Complicity » Fri Sep 04, 2020 5:04 am

drisko wrote:
Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:35 pm
Guest wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:43 am
His 'wife' has him wearing a skirt and calling himself a demisexual-pangender-whatever while she fucks other soy cucks promiscuously like some obese naked mole rat. If I were him, I'd kill myself.
I heard she threw him out, so maybe this is his way of getting more cash for the alimony payments.
Oh, so his beautiful wife figured that the lardass doesn't need to be around for her to steal his house and to pay the bulls with his money.
And he's trooning.

It worked so well for Luke and Cosmo.

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Re: Jim Spergling

Post by Guest » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:40 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 8:15 pm
I'm sure he'll break something sooner or later.
He'll break the fucking floor if he falls over

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Re: Jim Spergling

Post by rabidtictac » Fri Sep 04, 2020 2:56 pm

drisko wrote:
Thu Sep 03, 2020 11:35 pm
Guest wrote:
Wed Sep 02, 2020 10:43 am
His 'wife' has him wearing a skirt and calling himself a demisexual-pangender-whatever while she fucks other soy cucks promiscuously like some obese naked mole rat. If I were him, I'd kill myself.
I heard she threw him out, so maybe this is his way of getting more cash for the alimony payments.
Ah, so the logical endpoint for "open" relationships is here at last. She probably decided she likes Tyrone better.
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