Jim Spergling

[mad bum]

No way Jim an heroes, even with the 50% meme he'll never actually chop his dick off. He just wants to be weird like always

[Guest]

His 'wife' has him wearing a skirt and calling himself a demisexual-pangender-whatever while she fucks other soy cucks promiscuously like some obese naked mole rat. If I were him, I'd kill myself.

[Some Sick Fuck]

He's rich, so he can afford good healthcare. Similar to Booger, he's been destroying his body by stuffing his face like a pig, but sadly, it's a slow process. However, Spergling has been complaining previously about having some issues, I think he already had to have surgery of some sorts, so maybe he will fuck off sooner than Booger?

like some obese naked mole rat

I've seen her photo, and that sounds spot on.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You're telling me an IRL Mr. Creosote could have health-related issues?

[rabidtictac]

Jim is so fat that he explodes around the sides of the little podium he stands at. He's been that way for as long as I've been aware of his existence. I hope he's ready to lose some feet to the 'beetus.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How often do these deathfats lose teeth, anyways? Seems there's always enough left to keep on eatin'.

[Angelfire Memes]

I wouldn't say he was Boogie levels of deathfat. He can, as far as I can tell, move around unassisted and somehow does his wrestling stuff. Granted, it's hardly like he's a proper pro wrestler and I doubt he does much, but I've seen him lift both feet off the floor in something that resembled a jump before. Boogie couldn't jump if you dangled a box of Krispy Kremes above him.

[rabidtictac]

Him being able to move just proves he's younger than Boogie, nothing else. Boogie and Jim probably weigh near the same amount. Boogie used to be fatter than he is now, whereas Jim is as fat as I've ever seen him.

[Angelfire Memes]

Wow, there's nearly 10 years between them. Didn't realise that. Boogie is 46, fucking hell. Surely not long for this world.

[mad bum]

Pretty sure he's had surgery for his back because he's such a ham planet, that's why his fans get nervous when he starts taking falls in his wrestling shit.