CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

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Post by Mr. Saoirse Ronan » Tue Aug 08, 2017 6:51 am

https://community.wbgames.com/t5/Batman ... 667/page/2
BatoutofHell97 doesn't know what he is talking about.





I never became an instructor because I was afraid of what I would do with the power, and I wanted to teach my own way and they wouldn't let me do that. I don't remember how many years I've been doing martial arts.





I am a blackbelt in...

•Taekwondo






I am a proud colorbelt in...

•Shotokan Karate


•Mui Tai kickboxing


•Taijutsu / Jutaijutsu

•Hapkido
•XMA (extreme martial arts)
•Yang style Tai Chi





I have taken some...

•Krav Maga

•Gymnastics

•Jujitsu






I have taught myself some...

•Kung Fu


•Yoga






I have created and developed...

•Kumo No Kata (Art of Spider)






I used to go into a really nice bookstore on my lunch break. They had couches in the back where you could read a book to see if you wanted to buy it. I read a book on speed reading and gained a limited ability to speed read. I could go through a book in 15 minutes, and almost read the entire martial arts section. If I found a book that I could study, I would purchase the book, especially if it had very useful pictures. I don't think that I read the whole martial arts section, but I may have gotten close to it.



I found a video store that had been a martial arts studio. They had a vast library of martial arts instructional videos for rent, and that is extremely rare. I don't remember how many videos I rented. Because I don't have a VHS player anymore and they didn't have Dr Yang, I started purchasing videos off of the Internet.



I also have been in over 20 fights, and have massive real world martial arts experience. I started and ended a fight club that used 14 oz boxing gloves. I developed a Batman complex which forces me to fight corruption. I was once a vigilante, but have since hung up my cape, and havn't been in a fight in 7 years.



In college my technical writing teacher called me a genius.



I am in-between schools right now, as I am practicing on my own and developing my own martial artform, Kumo No Kata. I would like to learn animal kung fu next, and will probably find myself in a taijutsu school again one day.
We sure Cuckson isn't a Batman fan?

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Post by Guest » Tue Aug 08, 2017 7:06 am

We sure Cuckson isn't Batman?

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Post by mad bum » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:02 am

There's defiantly more than one cuckson in this world, all these delusional batman's who can speed read and take on a hundred dudes by breaking each of there arms.
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Post by rabidtictac » Tue Aug 08, 2017 8:55 am

Jesus Fuck.

And I thought I was an asshole when I was a young martial artist with too much to prove.

This fantasy shit only works in their heads. Very few can claim to legitimate mastery of more than one style of martial arts. Very few can claim even the one. Most people are mediocre or bad, including the majority of black belts.

Even mediocrity will only be available to them for a brief span of their lives. Physical fitness is always a factor and most people become less fit with age.

That's leaving aside the issue of life-and-death combat, which is fairly divided from martial arts. I don't have any experience in real combat because I'm not a thug, drug dealer or someone who generally makes very poor life decisions.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:00 am

Art of Sperg more like.
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Post by Pumpkin Man » Tue Aug 08, 2017 9:12 am

With all those talents that Batman guy should be doing MMA and making the big bucks. Surely "Art of the Spider" is an invincible martial arts style. I too have invented a style I call it... "The Art of Raid" in which I out kungfu nerds from the internet like bugs after I sprayed half a can of Raid on them.
DHI Faggots pout and get mad because I tell them like it is then they have the nerve to call me a Pussy :roll: I'm not the one getting emotional over the truth. You fuckers need a real hobby outside masturbating on the internet to internet nobodies.

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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by MegaNigger » Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:48 am

Lol Taekwondo.

I actually made it about to blue belt myself in that one.

It's shit. It's fitness shit.

Kung Fu of any kind is demanding yes, but that eastern BS was for spiritual and self discipline, not to engage anyone.

As Tictac points out numerous times, and I always agree, the best defense is outright avoiding those situations at all costs, and in an actual fight, you fight for your life because there is no way out but through.

There is no etiquette, or moral vodes, or stances or anything. Cuckson is a fucking moron.

I laughed so hard at his vigilante story.
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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by you fucking people » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:07 pm

CIANIggerCuntSlayer wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:48 am
There is no etiquette, or moral vodes, or stances or anything. Cuckson is a fucking moron.

I laughed so hard at his vigilante story.
That's not Cuckson you fucking idiot, just some random autistic on internet.

God, you sure have some really shit reading comprehension for someone who is always so ready to call others retards.

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Post by Guest » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:10 pm

you fucking people wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:07 pm
CIANIggerCuntSlayer wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:48 am
There is no etiquette, or moral vodes, or stances or anything. Cuckson is a fucking moron.

I laughed so hard at his vigilante story.
That's not Cuckson you fucking idiot, just some random autistic on internet.

God, you sure have some really shit reading comprehension for someone who is always so ready to call others retards.
Sup Cuckson broken any arms lately

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Re: CUCKSON JIZZON internet stalker wants to try internet nobody status

Post by MegaNigger » Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:23 pm

you fucking people wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 12:07 pm
CIANIggerCuntSlayer wrote:
Tue Aug 08, 2017 11:48 am
There is no etiquette, or moral vodes, or stances or anything. Cuckson is a fucking moron.

I laughed so hard at his vigilante story.
That's not Cuckson you fucking idiot, just some random autistic on internet.

God, you sure have some really shit reading comprehension for someone who is always so ready to call others retards.
Yeah so? We're talking about a fuck who's life is purely online and animu. It's Cuckson. :lol:
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