Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Aug 23, 2025 6:01 pm

There's a point in wich Karl starts a bizarre morality crusade against Billy Mitchell - do you guys know he had his kids out of wedlock? Pass me the smelling salts or I'll faint! Totally unbefitting for a Donkey Kong master. He also didn't invent his own hot sauces recipes, but actually got them from his parents! Total Jobst dub, Billy Mitchell will have to hang himself in shame and I'll finally stop seeing his annoying tweets on my timeline (the only crime I can 100% accuse him of).

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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by ebin namefag » Mon Aug 25, 2025 3:51 am

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He also didn't invent his own hot sauces recipes, but actually got them from his parents!
Jobst's stupid kid can't benefit from his father's legacy so Willy Bitchell shouldn't either.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Aug 25, 2025 1:38 pm

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There's a point in wich Karl starts a bizarre morality crusade against Billy Mitchell - do you guys know he had his kids out of wedlock? Pass me the smelling salts or I'll faint! Totally unbefitting for a Donkey Kong master. He also didn't invent his own hot sauces recipes, but actually got them from his parents! Total Jobst dub, Billy Mitchell will have to hang himself in shame and I'll finally stop seeing his annoying tweets on my timeline (the only crime I can 100% accuse him of).
It's gotten predatory at this point. Just leave the miserable old man alone. Regular Show already drove his reputation through the mud.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Aug 25, 2025 2:25 pm

Karl is deadset to rehabilitate Billy's image and nothing will stop him!

The best self-own is him pointing out the new RV Billy's bought and that the 200k equity Billy gets from Karl "the bankrupt" Jobst isn't going to fully pay for it. Oh and also that Karl was already heavily in credit card debt.

Plus, let's not forget that if the bankruptcy discharges the damage payments isn't clear. Jobst claims that but I'm not just going to believe him or his dipshit lawyer.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by wulfenlord » Mon Aug 25, 2025 2:56 pm

five seconds of googling wrote:Bankruptcy doesn't cover all debts, including:
  • court imposed penalties and fines
:lol: :lol: :lol:

https://www.afsa.gov.au/i-cant-pay-my-d ... s-my-debts
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Le Redditeur » Mon Aug 25, 2025 4:42 pm

Jobst thought he was DSP, but only Phillip has enough dumb luck for that to work.

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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by wulfenlord » Mon Aug 25, 2025 7:02 pm

And the man is still on a roll :lol:

While the biggest burn that Karl "CP-Elite" Knobst managed was a hE dIdN't eVeN iNvEnT hIs hOt sAuCe.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by ebin namefag » Tue Aug 26, 2025 11:55 am

Karl didn't invent speedrunning.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Aug 26, 2025 7:16 pm

>billy didnt invent his hot sauce recipe
His parents did. That's world-record-pace reaching right there.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong

Post by Le Redditeur » Wed Aug 27, 2025 1:53 am

He also was seeing another woman while divorcing his wife. Scandalous stuff!

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