Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
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There's a point in wich Karl starts a bizarre morality crusade against Billy Mitchell - do you guys know he had his kids out of wedlock? Pass me the smelling salts or I'll faint! Totally unbefitting for a Donkey Kong master. He also didn't invent his own hot sauces recipes, but actually got them from his parents! Total Jobst dub, Billy Mitchell will have to hang himself in shame and I'll finally stop seeing his annoying tweets on my timeline (the only crime I can 100% accuse him of).
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Jobst's stupid kid can't benefit from his father's legacy so Willy Bitchell shouldn't either.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Sat Aug 23, 2025 6:01 pmHe also didn't invent his own hot sauces recipes, but actually got them from his parents!
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It's gotten predatory at this point. Just leave the miserable old man alone. Regular Show already drove his reputation through the mud.Le Redditeur wrote: ↑Sat Aug 23, 2025 6:01 pmThere's a point in wich Karl starts a bizarre morality crusade against Billy Mitchell - do you guys know he had his kids out of wedlock? Pass me the smelling salts or I'll faint! Totally unbefitting for a Donkey Kong master. He also didn't invent his own hot sauces recipes, but actually got them from his parents! Total Jobst dub, Billy Mitchell will have to hang himself in shame and I'll finally stop seeing his annoying tweets on my timeline (the only crime I can 100% accuse him of).
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Karl is deadset to rehabilitate Billy's image and nothing will stop him!
The best self-own is him pointing out the new RV Billy's bought and that the 200k equity Billy gets from Karl "the bankrupt" Jobst isn't going to fully pay for it. Oh and also that Karl was already heavily in credit card debt.
Plus, let's not forget that if the bankruptcy discharges the damage payments isn't clear. Jobst claims that but I'm not just going to believe him or his dipshit lawyer.
The best self-own is him pointing out the new RV Billy's bought and that the 200k equity Billy gets from Karl "the bankrupt" Jobst isn't going to fully pay for it. Oh and also that Karl was already heavily in credit card debt.
Plus, let's not forget that if the bankruptcy discharges the damage payments isn't clear. Jobst claims that but I'm not just going to believe him or his dipshit lawyer.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
five seconds of googling wrote:Bankruptcy doesn't cover all debts, including:
- court imposed penalties and fines



https://www.afsa.gov.au/i-cant-pay-my-d ... s-my-debts
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Jobst thought he was DSP, but only Phillip has enough dumb luck for that to work.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
And the man is still on a roll
While the biggest burn that Karl "CP-Elite" Knobst managed was a hE dIdN't eVeN iNvEnT hIs hOt sAuCe.

While the biggest burn that Karl "CP-Elite" Knobst managed was a hE dIdN't eVeN iNvEnT hIs hOt sAuCe.
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Karl didn't invent speedrunning.
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>billy didnt invent his hot sauce recipe
His parents did. That's world-record-pace reaching right there.
His parents did. That's world-record-pace reaching right there.
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Re: Karl Jobst: Pick-up Artist, turned Speedrunner, turned Defamer of the King of Kong
He also was seeing another woman while divorcing his wife. Scandalous stuff!
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