Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Because he absolutely sucked at the game. His stream of it was hilarious but not in the way he intended. It was like watching a little kid try to play sports with much older kids. Stumbling around, fucking up. A freaking joke.
Also wasn't AI the game that gave us, "DON'T. TELL. ME....HOW to play..."

Yup, the classic. Not to imply that's why he doesn't want to play it. He just enjoys shooting suggestions down to delay doing something and to be able to tell his fans how much he despises them.

[rabidtictac]

Because he absolutely sucked at the game. His stream of it was hilarious but not in the way he intended. It was like watching a little kid try to play sports with much older kids. Stumbling around, fucking up. A freaking joke.
Also wasn't AI the game that gave us, "DON'T. TELL. ME....HOW to play..."

Play Tekken 7 already you cunt! It was a gift!

He'll go to his grave with zero hours on his steam profile. He's never playing that shit.

[Kugelfisch]

And it's going to be a deliberate choice too.

[Guest]

I'm surprised all his rape threats and jokes haven't resurfaced outside of DHI. I can't imagine how "new and improved" Marxist Spoony would react if his name got thrown into the current harassment hysteria.

[Auli]

Has he even mentioned all the rape accusations?

[Kugelfisch]

You can't become part of the lefty good person club unless you haven't at least sexually assaulted somebody. He's in good company, guys, don't worry. He's sooooorryyyyy about the gay joke in his FF review and wanting to rape a transfag. Not that there's anything wrong with transfags, of course.
Seriously, everything is just fiiiiine.

[Guest]

Has he even mentioned all the rape accusations?

He never will, either. He's at least smart enough to know not to stir up that hornet's nest.

[pibbs]

So, the fuck what, Spoony? Exactly what about it so hard to grasp?

[Kugelfisch]

WHAT? Trump Jr. attacked socialism again? Let's just forget about terrorism attacks and prove him right some more!
*WHOOOOOOSH*

[rabidtictac]

I've really enjoyed having Trump as president. The liberal shitshow shows no signs of slowing down.

It's like listening to a toddler scream and kick on the floor, and you come back six months later and he's still there. Kind of impressive.