Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Charlar]

The thing that makes this silly in D&D is that evil is an objective, perceivable metric. Ya can't really deceive yourself on that regard.

Also D&D gods are definitely real, and so is the afterlife. Lust for power and annoying your parents feels a bit shallow if you know that your soul will get anally raped by Balors or Pit Fiends for eternity.

Their's always that one fucking guy that knows this and get the idea that eventually they might be the one doing the soul raping one day

[Guest]

Their's always that one fucking guy that knows this and get the idea that eventually they might be the one doing the soul raping one day

Which, really, describes the Star Wars Sith remarkably well. So, a highly trained warrior wielding a magical sword to cut down his enemies, harnessing corrupt (and corrupting) power from the divine through his own anger and spite.

So, yeah, there's your Anti-Paladin. Actually the term in some places.

There's also the other side: The thing about being Evil? No one says you have to be polite about how you get followers.

"YOU! Pray harder and I'll set your house on fire!"

"Don't you mean..."

"If you pray hard enough and we'll let you leave first."

[Stranger]

Which, really, describes the Star Wars Sith remarkably well. So, a highly trained warrior wielding a magical sword to cut down his enemies, harnessing corrupt (and corrupting) power from the divine through his own anger and spite.

So, yeah, there's your Anti-Paladin. Actually the term in some places.

Problem is that D&D already had Anti-Paladins when they brought in Blackguards and there would be no reason to roll a Paladin when you could just roll an Evil Cleric and get almost the same thing, minus smiting, laying on hands, and a few of the Paladin only feats (which you can emulate through divine spells, for the most part).

Blackguards were so Anti-Paladin that they replaced Smite Evil with Smite Good, even.

[Rapeculture]

600 pages of sperg in less than a year. Truly, only the Spoony One could have inspired this.

[pibbs]

As I said in the Mr Metokur thread, Spoony has incidentally created an entire industry based on his loserness.

[pibbs]

Because he absolutely sucked at the game. His stream of it was hilarious but not in the way he intended. It was like watching a little kid try to play sports with much older kids. Stumbling around, fucking up. A freaking joke.
Also wasn't AI the game that gave us, "DON'T. TELL. ME....HOW to play..."

[Auli]

As I said in the Mr Metokur thread, Spoony has incidentally created an entire industry based on his loserness.

Even Miscarriage of Acchild fired shots lol

[Guest]

Because he absolutely sucked at the game. His stream of it was hilarious but not in the way he intended. It was like watching a little kid try to play sports with much older kids. Stumbling around, fucking up. A freaking joke.
Also wasn't AI the game that gave us, "DON'T. TELL. ME....HOW to play..."

Resident Evil 7 is one of the best big budget survival horror games in a while. So of course Spoony decides to preemptively hate it for a completely retarded reason.

[Rapeculture]

Resident Evil 7 is one of the best big budget survival horror games in a while. So of course Spoony decides to preemptively hate it for a completely retarded reason.

Yeah, I really liked RE7. Kind of felt that it was Outlast mixed in with elements of the first RE, not that that's a bad thing. It's making the wait for the Resident Evil 2 remake a little easier, especially with 2 new pieces of DLC coming out in December.

[Guest]

Because he absolutely sucked at the game. His stream of it was hilarious but not in the way he intended. It was like watching a little kid try to play sports with much older kids. Stumbling around, fucking up. A freaking joke.
Also wasn't AI the game that gave us, "DON'T. TELL. ME....HOW to play..."

Play Tekken 7 already you cunt! It was a gift!