World Cup Thread

[Kugelfisch]

Joke's on you, England. Sweden enjoys getting cucked by your team of niggers and sandrats more than they would've a win. They can finally fap guilt free again.

[Guest]

Imagine being a mentally retarded ABE right now.

>England won't qualify out of their group!
>W-W-Well Colombia are amazing! They'll destroy England
>So they got past Colombia, Sweden will be a true test for them. They'll be lucky to get a goal against them!

Time to put up the next target for England to knock down.

[Guest]

I will admit if Kane gets injured we are fucked. It'd take some contrarian faggotry to pick a better striker in the world right now than him. Really it's the first time we've legit had one of the best players in the world since Gascoigne, so I think that's where a lot of the optimism comes from.

Pure delusion. The faggot has failed to impress me so far. Very mediocre. Christiano "Fuckboy Supreme" Ronaldo is way better, he just has to work more since the rest of his team isn't as good.

That's because you know nothing about football.

[Keith Chegwin]

Pure delusion. The faggot has failed to impress me so far. Very mediocre. Christiano "Fuckboy Supreme" Ronaldo is way better, he just has to work more since the rest of his team isn't as good.

Shit Ronaldo is a supremely overrated player. Even I know that

[Bobito]

England handed the game pretty well, similar to what France did with Uruguay after the 2-0. Croatia is probably their next rival, russia don’t have many chances besides parking the bus, refball or if they pull out a “Sochi” .

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I think the ref is afraid to give a Russian player a card. Putin knows where he lives, apparently.

[Kugelfisch]

ITT: Anglo Internet Defence Force in full effect.

[Poonoo]

If England win then they are officially shitposting their way to a World Cup like how 4chan shitposted Trump into the Oval Office.

Well shit.

[Angelfire Memes]

ITT assblasted sausagebro arguing Kane isn't a world-class striker. Nigger, just look at his scoring record. 50+ goals a year for Tottenham, 6 goals at the WC so far. That shit doesn't happen by accident. England's shitposting campaign is bringing it home.

[Keith Chegwin]

Honestly, I could go either way

If we win people will finally shut the fuck up about 1966. I mean, seriously, we are so starved for any kind of achievement that we desperately cling on to a World Cup win from 52 years ago, even though the world generally and football specifically has changed so much in those 52 years. It's insane. Not even our Rugby World Cup win gets brought up so often and that was much more recent.

If we lose, either against Croatia or in the final, the salt generated will be absolutely glorious. Everybody here's been like 'It's coming home'. Co-op ran this advert:

In the closing you can clearly hear the commentator say 'Now they're only 5-1 down'. I saw it on TV yesterday and they've changed it to 'Is it finally coming home?' like the bandwagon bitches they are. Marks and Spencer and pretty much all the supermarkets are running coming home specials. If we lose, the salt generated will be like none seen since Trump won the election