Non-cape tv show

[Guest]

and you've got one of the best movies in the Bond series.

Nigga are you for real?

Under 2 hours, two of the hottest Bond Girls ever, slick action other than that dumbshit boat chase--all the ingredients for a lean mean Eurotrash adventure. It's certainly better than The Dark Skyfall or Austin Powers 4: Spectre.

[Rushy]

Yeah no I'd take either Bardem or the dullest Blofeld ever over whoever the heck the bad guy was in Quantum. Not to mention I'd much rather hang around London than chase after a water thief in Bolivia. Truly, a plot worthy of Bond's intervention

[Guest]

Remember when Bardem started macking on Bond only for Bond to reveal he has in fact been chugging dong all along?

Shayamalan twist!

[Keith Chegwin]

two of the hottest Bond Girls ever

Hardly. One of those Bond girls was so hot Bond didn't even fuck her

It's certainly better than The Dark Skyfall or Austin Powers 4: Spectre.

They're all terrible. You're talking about different flavours of shit. Casino Royale's the only halfway decent Craig Bond movie, even that was terrible.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Nothing will beat Cuckfinger. And it's only downhill from here on out because the next Bond will probably be an Afro-Syran transwoman.

[Rushy]

I'll defend most classic Bond films, but Thunderball is the worst in the series. Fucking *nothing* happens.

They remade it in 1983 and at least that film had the weird alternate reality angle going for it, not to mention Brandauer being a way more interesting Largo.

[Guest]

I used to be on the Kevin McChlorine hate train but man I wish he had remade Thunderball again with Tim Dalton like he planned in the late '90s.

Anyway, calling it now. Craig 5 is going to called Property Of A Lady because it's going to be woke with him training a superior female spy who just needs a little experience before outperforming him in every possible way. Title song by Lorde.

[Guest]

In actual tv talk, Kevin Can Wait Season 1 is amazing. It's like King of Queens on steroids. Great visual gags and a steady stream of jokes flying at you. The wife is hot too.

[Tony Schiavone]

Kevin James is the kind of guy you keep wanting to hate, but can't think of a real reason to justify why you do.

Leah Remini is great though. The more I learn about her, the more I like her.

[Guest]

Apparently Kevin James felt bad for her being homeless and living under a bridge sucking dick for McDonalds money so he killed off the show's mom between seasons and brought Leah in as the lead actress and everyone on Earth noped out. CBS admitted as much.