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by Kugelfisch » Mon Jun 11, 2018 2:57 am
That figtan video is the toppest of cancers and is the perfect video to show someone to quickly explain how fucking retarded EC is. It's a majestic display of why I say they are completely wrong about everything and propose the exact opposite of what is good.
No, you absolutely, drooling retard! It's not that the FGC doesn't want new players. They don't want scrubs. The kinda faggots you say developers should focus on and sadly did in the case of Crapcom.
Why don't we make fighting games easier? Because they don't work that way. We're not talking about Rock, Paper & Scissor here. We're talking about shit that's complicated by nature - and that's a good thing.
Take Smash. Let's talk mechanics.
You can move, jump, dodge, block, grab and attack. Characters have different weight and size, which means that a combo may or may not work, may or may not kill. Sm4sh has a rage mechanic, which influences heavy characters more than light ones. You've got ledge mechanics, can move your shield, your shield can break, can charge smash attacks, can jump cancel out of shield and can jump cancel out of sprint.
There are spikes, there's block pushback, there's block stun and hit stun, B-reversal, dash B-reversal. Characters coast a bit out of a sprint, some more than others, and some may have such a large delay between the sprint animation and the sprint that you can use the animation to delay an attack, there are dash dances. You can vary he height of your jump, you can wall jump, some characters can stick to walls, some characters can bounce off of walls, you can vary the speed you fall at, there are fast-falling and slow-falling characters, you can vary the direction while in air directionally and delay or reverse your fall with attacks. Attacks have sweet spots, sour spots and all kinds of hitboxes, hurtboxes and frame data. You have DI and smash DI. You can tech ground impacts, tech on walls unless you're hit "meaty". You can roll out of tech, get up instantly or not tech and keep lying down.
Look at all that shit! I know for sure I've missed something but that's already a wall of text full of terms that all would warrant their own tutorial video. This is a party game brawler we're talking about here. That's why you play Smash, random YT comment fuckboy? Very badly, I bet.
To just explain a "simple" fighter like Smash takes hours for the baseline knowledge. We've not even touched execution, application, situational use, let alone advanced shit like wave dashing. We've also not talked about specific characters, the specialities of sword users or all those unique special attacks.
We're condensing a whole gaming experience into a two minute match with thousands of possible situations. And you know what? People can fucking handle that! It's the challenge of this that makes it fun in the first place. That's why the FGC tells everyone to fuck off who suggests that it ought to be made simpler.
EC is to fightan what crossfit is to lifting. We know more than you. It does not fucking work the way you dream up. You're just dead wrong about all that shit you say and your way is what is called in science "not even wrong". You're missing the mark so fucking much you didn't even make an argument to debunk. You're plain missing the point and everyone genuinely interested will not even be able to tell you how wrong you are because if you were interested in mechanics you would not have said something so profoundly dumb in the first place.
EC are the kinda niggers to propose just slingshotting spacecrafts to the moon, pretending they have figured out something smart, without even comprehending how fucking dumb they sound.
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