Movie Thread

[Rushy]

I couldnt be be more different than a gay furry militairy dude

Yet your shitposting style is very similar.

At least I don't make an ASS of myself.

[GestapoAssiman]

I love how literally every article about Daniel Craig since 2015 mentions the "rather slash my own wrists" quip

Jokes turn into clickbait, boiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

ASS is retarded, but that's fine.

[Guest]

I love how literally every article about Daniel Craig since 2015 mentions the "rather slash my own wrists" quip

Maybe if he didn't play Bond with all the enthusiasm of a 60-year-old with MS they wouldn't keep bringing it up.

[Rushy]

I love how literally every article about Daniel Craig since 2015 mentions the "rather slash my own wrists" quip

Maybe if he didn't play Bond with all the enthusiasm of a 60-year-old with MS they wouldn't keep bringing it up.

Funny you should mention that, cause he was actually quite peppy in the recent Colbert interview

[GestapoAssiman]

Now this film was an experience.


Screaming Mad George truly is worthy of his name.

[Guest]

I love how literally every article about Daniel Craig since 2015 mentions the "rather slash my own wrists" quip

Maybe if he didn't play Bond with all the enthusiasm of a 60-year-old with MS they wouldn't keep bringing it up.

Funny you should mention that, cause he was actually quite peppy in the recent Colbert interview

Probably because he's getting paid like a trillion buck to play Bond one last time. Rumors right now are he'll be training a female agent, continuing that sweet trend of turning him into a fag while elevating women for no good reason. Also, Babs might be trying to sell the franchise because she's a dumbshit who wants to make Blake Lively assassin movies or something that will make about 20 dollars worldwide. Women really are useless.

[Rushy]

Maybe if he didn't play Bond with all the enthusiasm of a 60-year-old with MS they wouldn't keep bringing it up.

Funny you should mention that, cause he was actually quite peppy in the recent Colbert interview

Probably because he's getting paid like a trillion buck to play Bond one last time. Rumors right now are he'll be training a female agent, continuing that sweet trend of turning him into a fag while elevating women for no good reason. Also, Babs might be trying to sell the franchise because she's a dumbshit who wants to make Blake Lively assassin movies or something that will make about 20 dollars worldwide. Women really are useless.

Rumors also say that Danny Boyle and his screenwriter are making a new script from scratch.

[Guest]

Then it'll be given to Purvis & Wade for one of their grand rewrites and voila, Bond and Blofeld aren't just brothers, now they're secret gay lovers.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They weren't before?!

[rabidtictac]

What was the last good movie that even came out? Movies a shit tbh.