People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Kugelfisch]

Or how about the customer who's looking for something, complaining that it isn't where it used to be and how you're always shuffling things around all the time, and then it actually is right where it usually is.

Or the guy that looks for something you know you never ever had. You've never seen the guy either but he swears that he bought the thing that you never had in stock every week. Bonus points if it's an item that has been out of production for years.

[Guest]

That mcdonalds picture is great because that lady fits the image perfectly.

She even has the little black kid. (Whenever I'm at my local McD's, all the white girls are saddled with little black bastards. It's so prevalent I sometimes wonder if I'm not on some French-Cucknadian hidden camera show, because they are the only one's unfunny enough to think that's funny.)

[Pepsi Man]

Or how about the customer who's looking for something, complaining that it isn't where it used to be and how you're always shuffling things around all the time, and then it actually is right where it usually is.

Or the guy that looks for something you know you never ever had. You've never seen the guy either but he swears that he bought the thing that you never had in stock every week. Bonus points if it's an item that has been out of production for years.

Or the customer that asks you for your opinion on [type of item] for [type of dish] and then has you explain what each different type of said item could do to compliment said dish only to then decide they don't actually want any of those and walk away.

Or the customer that gives you a tongue lashing because you're out of a specific item yet you know, for a fact, you aren't, you offer to show them where it is, they say they aren't walking back over there, so you offer to go grab it for them, then, brb, and then they disappear before you get back.

Or the one that, right in front of you, knocks over anything. Name it. Display items. Planter that was just recently watered to add decoration to a certain area of the store. A sale sign. Even an elderly customer or child. They knock it over, look around, look right at you, walk off, then, once you start cleaning up they come back around, "oh I was gonna get that, you didn't have to do that. :/"

[Kugelfisch]

A personal favourite of mine is the blatant sexism and ageism I face when I'm at the register. See, I'm only very, very rarely on it but I do know how to work it and open one in a pinch because customers seem to come by train sometimes.
So, naturally, I don't know most of the numbers for fruits and vegetables. I really fucking enjoy being told what I'm looking up on that list of numbers.
"That's a pineapple." No shit! You think I've got a fucking picture book on that list to look up what that weird fruit I'm holding is? How would I even look up the number for a pineapple if I didn't know what it was called?
How I feel in those situations:

I've been working in food retail for well over ten years. I've seen fruit and vegetables you can't even pronounce, cunt. Just because your husband is a daft motherfucker that can't tell the difference between lettuce and cabbage doesn't mean that all guys, especially non-ancient ones, are that fucking ignorant about what they stuff their pieholes with.

There are moments when I understand the hate for blue collar working class. I've seen plenty of men that know only a bit about their profession and fuckall about anything else around them.

[Pepsi Man]

Guildies that live in weird time zones offering the guild something early in the morning and then saying, "you were too slow," 12 hours after you accept their offer because god forbid you be doing anything other than playing video games at 8 in the morning and so you didn't respond until 8:45 are the actual worst.

[Kugelfisch]

That's the reason why I'll never ever be in a guild anymore. Those niggers have no chill and do absolutely nothing but play all day errrday.

[mad bum]

I liked tera despite the obvious weeb pandering, and I'm pretty sure I made the only male in the game at the time. Now it's popular to shit on the female avatars because they started to have gender locked classes but these were the same niggers running around as elon.

Neverwinter is better, but it's so pay to win it's not even funny, but that's the only game I was ever in a guild with and even that I didn't really interact with them

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Elon: Come and get your loli on.

[Kugelfisch]

Based Ragnarök Online back in the days had you pick male or female when you signed up for an account without telling you that it's also going to account for the in-game sex, which you can't chose at all. That got rid of many faggots wanting to play as female characters.

[mad bum]

Gotta play my female priest and show some leg