People love complaining, right? Complain about everything (life, health, bad luck, random shit etc)

[Pepsi Man]

Hello. I am a customer

Hi, I'm looking for this, well, you know. This stuff you need for soup. No, not stock. No, not some vegetables. No, not meatballs. I have no idea if the thing I need is a powder, a liquid, solid or if it comes in a bag, glass, tube or box. Why don't you know what I mean? No, I don't know what kind of soup. My wife sent me and I am the most clueless man on this planet.

Triggered so hard. Like holy shit.

The other good one is the person fishing for a discount that can't keep their complaint straight.
"This isn't what I ordered. Also it looks kind of shitty. Also I didn't want [detail]. I never told him to write that in my order. Well make it again. What do you mean you can't? Whatever. I don't know why I even shop here."

[mad bum]

[rabidtictac]

When does speaking to a manager ever work out? The sovereigns always say "I need to speak to your supervisor" when they get pulled over for a traffic stop. If anything, the supervisor is going to be less tolerant of their bullshit because you're taking him away from important shit he could be doing.

[mad bum]

That mcdonalds picture is great because that lady fits the image perfectly.

[Guest]

mmmm JPEG

[veris leta facies]

Fuck the rain. So I decided today is the day I'm going to get off my ass and cut the grass. I get the front and side done and then it starts to pour. The rain stopped and few minutes after starting and I decide to wait a couple of hours to let the water settle. I tried once again, this time exerting more effort because the grass globs together into a sludge, but my mower can take it - it's man's mower! There is now a cloud of mosquitos trying to drain me of my life essence. Finally, while cutting under the trees, the mower gets too wet and starts to putt. I go back inside defeated and will continue once again in a couple of hours.

Mowing grass when it's wet? That's badass. Once tried it, never again.

[Kugelfisch]

The other good one is the person fishing for a discount that can't keep their complaint straight.

Speaking of discounts, another favourite of mine is the guy that will ask if he can get an article that's on sale, for something like a 0.2% profit margin for me, in other words I lose money on it, for even cheaper if he takes a dozen. How about you take none, I give you fifty cents and you fuck off? That'd be cheaper for me AND for you.

Another dude I loved was a guy that was asking me for fresh chives. Sure I have some. He wanted seven kilos. Seven fucking kilos of chives? You'll find that in no store ever. What in the world does he need seven kilos of chives for? His wife wanted to make leek creme soup.
A little German lesson:
leek = Lauch
chives = Schnittlauch
In the northern states, we call leek "Porree" instead but the soup is still called "Lauchcremesuppe".
So I told him that Porree is what he's looking for. He didn't believe me and called his wife instead to make sure. Imagine you sending somebody to the store to get leek for a leek soup and the dipshit calls you to ask if it wasn't chives you needed. The name may be similar in German to an extend but you ought to fucking know what chives is and tastes like.
I swear, many idiots have no idea what the fuck they are eating when their wife does the cooking.

[Keith Chegwin]

When does speaking to a manager ever work out?

There's always a simple workaround

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[RAPEMAN]

Fuck the rain. So I decided today is the day I'm going to get off my ass and cut the grass. I get the front and side done and then it starts to pour. The rain stopped and few minutes after starting and I decide to wait a couple of hours to let the water settle. I tried once again, this time exerting more effort because the grass globs together into a sludge, but my mower can take it - it's man's mower! There is now a cloud of mosquitos trying to drain me of my life essence. Finally, while cutting under the trees, the mower gets too wet and starts to putt. I go back inside defeated and will continue once again in a couple of hours.

Mowing grass when it's wet? That's badass. Once tried it, never again.

If you don't finish it it'll be uneven the next day.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or how about the customer who's looking for something, complaining that it isn't where it used to be and how you're always shuffling things around all the time, and then it actually is right where it usually is.