Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[Kugelfisch]

I've never been so excited to not see a movie in my entire life.

I know that feel, bro. I can hardly wait to never see that piece of shit. It's going to be the greatest not-watching since the last Soy Wars movie.

[Rushy]

Gonna be fun

[Gunner445]

There's this article on Business Insider on the top ten Star Wars characters who deserve their own spin off movie

http://www.businessinsider.com/star-war ... olo-2018-5

Some of the choices are baffling, Mon Mothma? General Hux? The fucking Rebo Band? They don't even bother mentioning the obvious characters like Boba Fett, Darth Vader, Wedge Antillies.

[Guest]

How about a movie starring the hot Tico sister?

[Kugelfisch]

How about killing the whole fucking franchise?

[CuckTurdginson]

It'd just come back as a force ghost.

[Rushy]

What would you do with a Vader movie? Technically the whole prequel trilogy was about him.

[CuckTurdginson]

What would you do with a Vader movie? Technically the whole prequel trilogy was about him.

There is a nation called... Molossia. A micronation, to be precise. Located just outside of Reno, in Dayton Nevada. It is a small spec of land... One point three acres to be exact. But through a strange loophole, it is technically considered... a nation. It is run by a man named Kevin Baugh, who has declared himself the proud president of this land. He has been called one Curly short of the Three Stooges, but he does manage to keep order in his humble country. For the most part Molassia is a quiet, simple, gentle land, that is yet to subject itself to any intense, hostile violence. That... is where Darth Vader comes in.

[rabidtictac]

What's the over/under that Soylo is gonna feature tons of obscene references to the Disneywars movies, like how he's gonna get stabbed to death by his stupid son in a couple decades? Maybe a spike goes through his hand and he says "damn, that's a son of a bitch."

Regardless, I'll never know. I've never been so excited to not see a movie in my entire life.

I'm hyped to see all the memes that the new solo movie will generate. We already have superman leia and luke drinking some animal's tit milk/green jizz.

[CuckTurdginson]

It was pretty clear Leia Po`ppins was going to live in infamy from the get-go. Only the turbo-austists like Blob were defending it. That choice still boggles the mind.
With those reshoots, there's bound to be something. It'd be really disappointing (and unsurprising) to have the movie be completely unmemorable and disposable.