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[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What kind of sick fuck came up with chocolate pizza? As in actual pizza with chocolate for sauce and toppings? I saw that shit while shopping recently and almost threw up in disgust.

[Keith Chegwin]

Is it a dessert pizza or is it just a regular pizza with chocolate sauce instead of tomato?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

A regular pizza.
With chocolate sauce instead of tomato.
And little square chocolate pieces on top of that.

[Keith Chegwin]

Is this a German made thing or does it come from Burgerland?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The pizza was from a German brand, but I hope they got the idea from overseas.

Also there was only a single one left. Mankind is doomed.

[Poonoo]

The pizza was from a German brand, but I hope they got the idea from overseas.

Germans are terrible at being creative. They created Nazism and Communism, the worst ideologies in recent history but German pride won't let them accept their mediocrity at being creative and accept that they are the masters of perfecting other ideas. The Italians learned this early on and stole Greek ideas since Roman times and perfected them, and recently have perfected things like making the best cars and fashion without really creating a whole lot new, and even made the best Westerns back in the day. The Italians accepted their lack of creative flair, but you Germans can't accept that you should be the Japan of Europe.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Oh, we try to rip off other countries. Our TV program is full of that shit.

The results are a bit... less than stellar. We can't even make something "so bad it's good"-tier bad.

[Poonoo]

Oh, we try to rip off other countries. Our TV program is full of that shit.

The results are a bit... less than stellar. We can't even make something "so bad it's good"-tier bad.

But that is the thing, shows are still a form of creativity. You should rip off mechanical things even more (it's what you are good at) and embrace German autism rather than be ashamed of it.

[Kugelfisch]

Rip off what mechanical things exactly? The sub-par monkey engineering of the USA? No thanks. Engineering is the one thing we're actually good at. Well, that and war but that has fallen out of style a bit.
I know the "pizza" Voice is talking about. Absolutely revolting, even though it's meant to be a dessert. There's nothing savoury on it or something.
The brand is the number one best-selling frozen pizza brand in Italy, by the way.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

We're actually more concerned about evil Chinamen stealing our engineering ideas.