Internet Nobody Dead Pool

[GestapoAssiman]

Spoony
50/50 on this. I can see it happen, but I can also see Spoony not wanting to do it. If his gf leaves him he might attempt suicide as a stunt, but fails and ends up actually killing himself. I don't think he would kill himself over something minor.

Moviebob
His health is shit. Either he dies before his 50's or he's going to live on to become a very angry and bitter old man.

Boogie2988
I get the feeling that losing weight might not save this lard tub. It most likely will increase his years, but his inner organs are probably all fucked after all these years.

Tony Goldmark
Who?

Andrew Dobson
I think this fucker might live on for a long time. If his heart fails him, it's only 20% fats and 80% stress that causes it.

Jim Sterling
This obese cunt doesn't seem to give a fuck about his health. I bet he's gonna get a stroke or something and then he tries to change his life around before it's too late.

I also get cancer vibes from Sterling, so that might get to him before fats.

DSP
For whatever reason I think this guy might die in a traffic accident of some sort.

Film Brain
Ends up killing himself. I'm 80% sure of it. Mark my words.

ReviewTechUSA
This fucker will survive a nuclear holocaust. He's getting older though, but I have this feeling that this guy will always be there ranting about stupid shit and getting trolled. Maybe somebody swats him and the police shoots him, dunno.

TheMysteriousMrEnter
Who?

[Poonoo]

DSP
For whatever reason I think this guy might die in a traffic accident of some sort.

His last words:

"Bugged car mechanics, there was nothing I could do. I was hitting the brakes but there was serious input lag. WAAATTT? You have to replace your breakpad? Total bullshit *snort*"

Dead.

[Guest]

He doesn't drive anywhere for a reason. Never leaves the McMansion.

[Some Sick Fuck]

I think every points out to Phil dying in some freak accident, like burning the house down because he fell asleep while "cooking" or getting run over by his own car - happens a lot to street smart individuals.

[rabidtictac]

DSP
For whatever reason I think this guy might die in a traffic accident of some sort.

His last words:

"Bugged car mechanics, there was nothing I could do. I was hitting the brakes but there was serious input lag. WAAATTT? You have to replace your breakpad? Total bullshit *snort*"

Dead.

He actually is supposed to wear glasses. I think it's on his driver's license. There are old videos of John Rambo or Howard telling people that it was scary to be a passenger when DSP was driving, because he refused to wear his glasses despite clearly needing them.

The meme of DSP needing glasses isn't just a meme apparently.

So I could see him getting in a car accident as a result of not wearing his glasses.

[Guest]

He's such a vain, egotistical shitstain when he has no right to be. He's already a fat gouty greaseball, the glasses are the least of his problems.

[Keith Chegwin]

I know he wasn't listed because that would be too easy, but he lived longer than we thought he might.

Did he? He said people with his type of cancer only live 2 or 3 years and that was about 2 or 3 years ago.

Moviebob
His health is shit. Either he dies before his 50's or he's going to live on to become a very angry and bitter old man.

I don't see him making it to 50 personally, never mind old age. If Booger wasn't in the running I'd say he'd be the next to die after Bain.

[Poonoo]

I know he wasn't listed because that would be too easy, but he lived longer than we thought he might.

Did he? He said people with his type of cancer only live 2 or 3 years and that was about 2 or 3 years ago.

That was mid 2014, so close to 4 years.

[Keith Chegwin]

That was mid 2014, so close to 4 years.

That might have been when he announced he had cancer but he said it metastasised to his liver and he had three years to live in October 2015. He didn't outlive expectations, he's right on schedule.

[rabidtictac]

Well, that gives me a nice, hearty kek.