Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

That would be nice. Especially if they also copy that part of the Clone Wars show were it turned out Maul was still alive as some kind of spider cyborg. Stunning and brave.

[Guest]

Anyway, when are spoilers coming for this sumbitch movie? I want to laugh my ass off but everyone's keeping hush-hush like it's a state secret. We know it sucks. We know it's a remake of Empire. Stop holding back.

It's not a full remake. I can't imagine them cutting off anything from Rey. That would be rape.

Supposedly she gets her arm cut off, but that was a year ago. They could have done reshoots since she's now so powerful she has Luke quaking in his boots.

[Charlar]

Anyway, when are spoilers coming for this sumbitch movie? I want to laugh my ass off but everyone's keeping hush-hush like it's a state secret. We know it sucks. We know it's a remake of Empire. Stop holding back.

It's not a full remake. I can't imagine them cutting off anything from Rey. That would be rape.

Supposedly she gets her arm cut off, but that was a year ago. They could have done reshoots since she's now so powerful she has Luke quaking in his boots.

I saw the trailer when seeing Thor and JL, sounded he was afraid because the last time he met someone that strong in the Force it turned out badly

[Kugelfisch]

I'm already not a fan. If Rey turns out anything but pure fucking evil the entire franchise is completely dead to me forever.

[Charlar]

I'm already not a fan. If Rey turns out anything but pure fucking evil the entire franchise is completely dead to me forever.

Well the trailer makes it looks she wants Kylo help so either Rey turns out evil or she ennds up redeeming him

[Keith Chegwin]

I'm just tired of seeing it shilled on fucking water bottles. I don't want to have to look at John Oogabooga's ugly face when I drinking fucking mineral water

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I'm already not a fan. If Rey turns out anything but pure fucking evil the entire franchise is completely dead to me forever.

Rey is the FF13 Lightning of Star Wars. She will save everyone and lead us to Earth.

[Seele]

Fucking hell, that "Lightning Returns" ending was so fucking stupid.
If this new Star Wars "Trilogy" ends with planet Earth somehow being incorporated into it via wormhole subplot, I'll peel my skin off.

[Guest]

I've heard the Kylo/Rey thing is part of her hallucination in the cave and Yoda Luke is in the room with her.

"Luke never told you what happened to your parents." "He told me enough...." "No, a tree is your parents"

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"A tree is your parents"? Are they ripping off Secret of Mana now?

And I hope my headcanon of "Rey discovers Earth" turns out to be true. Then they can fast forward and have the first Republican be a Sith.