KingCobraJFS

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They will rub one out in his honor.

[Rapeculture]

I never watched Cobra's content, was it any good, was he really an actual nice guy unlike 99% of internet nobodies?

[ebin namefag]

Pitching quarters at his coffin.
Phil wishes he was a stripper.

I never watched Cobra's content, was it any good, was he really an actual nice guy unlike 99% of internet nobodies?

He had a mean streak.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Why do Burgers keep pouring sauces onto pizza? I've never seen that in the Old World.

[Complicity]

was he really an actual nice guy unlike 99% of internet nobodies?

He was better than the CA brigade.
Unlike ICuckkkz he has had at least two girlfriends, and enough self-respect to tell the second one (who was insane) to fuck off.

[ebin namefag]

Why do Burgers keep pouring sauces onto pizza? I've never seen that in the Old World.

Both my parents pour ranch on pizza. I think about things like that when I wonder if I ever had a chance.

was he really an actual nice guy unlike 99% of internet nobodies?

He was better than the CA brigade.
Unlike ICuckkkz he has had at least two girlfriends, and enough self-respect to tell the second one (who was insane) to fuck off.

His first gf did cuck him tho. And fawking Wendy's removed the circle of protection that was his dry spell and killed him.

[Old Black Man]

[Kugelfisch]

I never watched Cobra's content, was it any good, was he really an actual nice guy unlike 99% of internet nobodies?

He's got about one actual dedicated hater and the worst thing that guy can come up with is that he cheated on his girlfriend ages ago and lies about how his bearded dragon died.

His bearded dragon ran off when he was drunkenly having a smoke outside and left the door open. People speculate that he instead stepped on it or something.
It running off is likely true. He was a retard after all.

Besides that he wasnt a bad guy and most would've liked to see him stop drinking and get a job again. He was much more interesting when he was still working.
I highly recommend the Snakebones podcast by Seizure Robot 5000. That'll give you a good idea about Cobes.

I dont think any IN is going to get mourned like Cobes.

[Kugelfisch]

The coroner report states that the cause of death was a heart attack. We'll get a more complete one eventually but for now that's the direct cause of death, according to Clint on Fagbook.

I'm still genuinely sad about his death. I was always hoping he'd change his life around or at least stop drinking so much.
Who's going to complain about two missing cups of garlic butter now for several hours?

[Le Redditeur]

For that to happen, all the enablers sending him booze would have to had grown a conscience instead of doing the Metokur-haha-so funny thing. Dude had a self-destructive personality and having an audience of enabling shitheads is the worse thing it could have happened to him.