KingCobraJFS

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Post by ebin namefag » Fri Aug 22, 2025 1:43 pm

Kugelfisch wrote:
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Current working theories range from severe food poisoning, organ failure from his insane alcohol consumption or even some poisonous seeds NAL put in a "care package" for Cobes.
NAL is a Bjork fan. Those people have a habit of sending spicy packages.
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It might be something else but my money is on the alcohol having done him in. He was drinking like an end-stage alcoholic a few years before being there tolerance-wise. Like he had a death wish.
He probably did.
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Post by ebin namefag » Fri Aug 22, 2025 1:55 pm

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Post by Kugelfisch » Fri Aug 22, 2025 3:17 pm

Bad ending unlocked. Brutal but predictable. I'll miss his inane ramblings, the loops and even his disgusting food hacks.
It's the end of an era.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Aug 23, 2025 3:19 am

Cobez is dead? Bruh. When is BOOGIE's turn, already!???
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Post by ebin namefag » Sat Aug 23, 2025 3:47 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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Cobez is dead? Bruh. When is BOOGIE's turn, already!???
We could sit here all day listing the people who should have died before Cobes but didn't.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Aug 23, 2025 5:00 am

rabidtictac wrote:
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Cobez is dead? Bruh. When is BOOGIE's turn, already!???
I still have a very fine bottle of whiskey for when Boogie dies and I thought I would get to open it a cool ten years ago.
Instead Cobes dies, one of the few INs that I actually like and that wasn't a POS. Burgerland heathcare is the most fucked up thing ever. You've gotten too proficient to keep deathfats alive and nobody else.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sat Aug 23, 2025 6:07 am

Cobes probably died because he didn't go to the doctor enough, basically wasn't enough of a leech. And then also had substance abuse problems which didn't help.

Boogie is on 20 pills a day and has the emergency room on speed dial for if he farts too hard. Biggest POS ever, who is determined to live long enough that he can spend memecoin money on hookers when he's 100.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Aug 23, 2025 7:01 am

Boogie is too wealthy and evil to just die.
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Post by ebin namefag » Sat Aug 23, 2025 2:06 pm

Is there ever gonna be another lolcow people mourn like Cobes? It won't be everyone but I know people will for Chris. Other than that can't think of one.
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Post by vegetasasuke0 » Sat Aug 23, 2025 5:06 pm

ebin namefag wrote:
Sat Aug 23, 2025 2:06 pm
Is there ever gonna be another lolcow people mourn like Cobes? It won't be everyone but I know people will for Chris. Other than that can't think of one.
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