Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 14, 2025 7:31 am

*Looks at the absolute state of AssCreed Shadows*
"Fuck me, I want in on that shit!"
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Post by wulfenlord » Mon Jul 14, 2025 8:41 am

Looking at the list of writers alone, it looks like a hot mess. Only Ian Ryan is returning (who previously worked on Thief 4 and Farcry Primal), and now he's getting "help" from John Dombrow and Courtney Woods of Failguard and Ass Effect Andromeda fame. With Nitai Poddar from Outer Worlds, Ariadna Martinez from Horizon: Forbidden gaysegs and Li Kuo from Shadow of War and Farcry 3&4, Italics to emphasize the ones sure to fagging it up.

The main character being a turbodyke is known for long though, I vaguely remember that grifter WT Snacks Smash JT running his mouth since last year.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 14, 2025 8:46 am

This has to be active sabotage. They do everything in their power to assure that this franchise will never take off.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Complicity » Mon Jul 14, 2025 1:29 pm

That picture's old, you can see how fatty currently looks like in this thumbnail:



Ronin? She should be the first - and greatest - sumo wrassler.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Jul 14, 2025 2:08 pm

Bushido at every size, bigot.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Old Black Man » Tue Jul 15, 2025 8:44 am

Ghost of the Sushi Bar.

Seriously though fuck this and the people behind it. First one is good and they’re following up with this garbage? No.

Can we just have another white guy play a flute and make people ass mad?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 15, 2025 10:06 am

It's probably gonna be a black guy in full samurai armor this time around.
And he'll suck ass.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by wulfenlord » Tue Jul 15, 2025 10:44 am

Press X to get pegged.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Wed Jul 16, 2025 1:08 am

Wasn't Ghost of Tsushima always slop though? I mean, I looked at the gameplay and it's Witcher 3 normie shit. They have an interesting way of implementing an objective marker but the gameplay loops are the same Ubishit open world trash as every other gayme.
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Re: Get Woke, Go Broke Thread

Post by Old Black Man » Wed Jul 16, 2025 1:10 am

I have to disagree. It was more like the OG Infamous but with samurai and ninja stuff instead of super powers. Nice looking map to roam, cool customization, better than ASSCreed Nigga Shit.
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