God Emperor Megathread (Trump and his presidency)

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Can you Burgers, like, stop voting for dementia patients?

[CuckTurdginson]

Trump has been incoherent since 2016/2017. You just needed to look past the bluster, and if need be, read the transcript of one of his speeches.

Problem is he's so confident that no one ever notices.

Like Demento would come up to a podium and be like "America bldonewnfw" and shuffle off.

With Trump it's more, "America blkljnwfknqlfnw"

"Mr. President, did you just blabber gibberish?"

"What a nasty question, it's obvious what I just said FAKE NEWS."

[Old Black Man]

I’m never gonna agree with the Nazi rhetoric, but goddamn please just let him step down already and let a normie like Vance take over. Anything to get away from this shit.

[Pope Corky III]

I'd bet a decent chunk of money Jeb is more high energy than Trump at this point.

[Old Black Man]

JEB!!!

Seriously though fuck every politician, they all suck cock.

[Le Redditeur]

I don't know, the media was telling me a while ago that Milei would send Argentina into a huge disaster, and turns out he's on track to grow more than China this year. But I'm sure their analysis of Trump is correct this time.

[CuckTurdginson]

You don't need to watch 24 hour news. Just read a transcript of his speech.

"We have days like we just had in Iran. That's the kind of days we had. Complete obliteration. It turned out that was complete obliteration. Think of these, guys. Flying way up in the air on a dark night, no moon, no nothing, and they hit every single target. It's the size of one half a refrigerator door."

"You know, I, I'll take it, but somebody must think I -- The other character had hundreds of thousands of people every time, sometimes in a day they'd have over 100,000. We had zero, I don't know, for the month. So it must be a little wrong. Maybe they're two or three or something, but I'll take the zero."

"Your gas prices are way down. Everything I said is done. But the one thing, it's hard. It's hard. Think of the time we spent on having murderers and gang members and prisoners from all over the world come into our country. We're getting them out fast. But it's a terrible thing what they've done to our country, and I hope you remember it, what they've done to our country, our beautiful country. 11,888 murderers came into our country."

"Not gonna happen. You have no more estate tax. You have no more death tax to pay. Now, that's if you love your children. If you don't love your children, it doesn't matter. Just forget about what I said. It's not gonna help you. But if you love them or if you love somebody that you're leaving it to, think of that: no death tax."

The only person on here that talks like that is the bot.

Also, the estate tax doesn't apply unless your 'estate' is comfortably in the tens of millions. Blompf is bragging about his paymeton and pretending its a win for you.

[Old Black Man]

He's really gone downhill since his Linkara speech.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You don't need to watch 24 hour news. Just read a transcript of his speech.

He's realy just an American Edmund Stoiber.


Dude couldn't even say "You'd reach the airport fast af with the Transrapid" without falling all over himself.

[ebin namefag]

He's really gone downhill since his Linkara speech.

At this rate Trump is giving his jacket back.