Basements & Beards- Analogue Gaming Thread

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Post by Old Black Man » Sat Jun 28, 2025 8:28 am

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I also wouldn't rule out at least one of these old farts getting Trump Derangement Syndrome long after it stopped being cool.
Looking at their crashout it's certaily possible, plus this:


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TJ flogs himself like that for real now.
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Post by wulfenlord » Sat Jun 28, 2025 10:58 am

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With Nuestra Magia, we're celebrating the beauty, power, and history of the cultures of Latin America. Our inspiration came from across the region, with the concepts and art made by an all-Latinx cast of creatives and artists. This is where cultural legacy meets our love of Magic: The Gathering.

This collection’s diversity of styles, stories, and artists reflects Latin America’s cultural richness, which spans several countries and languages.

50% of the product price will be donated to The National Association of Latino Arts and Cultures (NALAC).
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 28, 2025 11:02 am

>diversity of styles
>every single card is just rainbow vomit


What did WotC mean by this?
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Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Jun 28, 2025 6:25 pm

This will surely sell like hotcakes in their biggest Latin American market - which does not speak Spanish and whose only piece of Mexican culture it ever had contact to were El Chavo del Ocho and a handful of Mexican soap operas.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Jun 29, 2025 9:25 am

Fun fact: They abandoned the entire continent about two years ago when they closed their LatAm HQ. I'm not sure if this celebration the beauty, power, and history of the cultures of Latin America will actually get a release/localization in its home turf.
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Post by wulfenlord » Sun Jun 29, 2025 10:09 am

They had burrito week in the canteen with a banner saying Merci bocoup.
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Post by wulfenlord » Tue Jul 01, 2025 8:28 am

Yep, they're completely batshit insane now.

edit: Since it might or might not be there tomorrow, they're shilling a nigger disco, I dunno, maybe an "upgrade" from the theme park, or some "clever" marketing to oWn tHe cHuDs!!!

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Post by wulfenlord » Tue Jul 01, 2025 9:40 am

It's no secret that Humble Buck Bumble was pozzed for years, at the very end ditching their free Crono.gg project during the Coof.

Now they sometimes were and still are unsubtle with open pride fag bundles or getting donations for #BurnLootMurder, but now they think they're reeeeally subtle with their latest TTRPG bundle.

What's that? Root, Call of Cthulhu, RuneQuest, Cyberjunk, The Bitcher, Dr. Who, WarHamster Fantasy RapeLay, Dishonored, Avatar? Great deal? Then why are the infamous 9th Level gaymes from the recently pulled Rebel Scum included?
And I bet the innocent children's hospitals actually support sneaky HRT treatment and/or money laundering for Jizzards of the Cucks, as seen in their top donors.
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jul 01, 2025 10:44 am

Rebel Scum is included because these RPG bundles always com with dozens of dumb shit you would rightfully never touch otherwise.

Might make a deep dive of the shit offered later, but so far everything except Savage Worlds looks like trash
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