The Angry Video Game Cuck

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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by BloodKnightDollfie » Sat Jun 28, 2025 2:33 pm

OTHER M CHADS WIN AGAIN

If you grew up playing Other M this wouldn’t have happened.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Old Black Man » Sat Jun 28, 2025 4:50 pm

veris leta facies wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 28, 2025 7:11 am
 Between all his advertising and VPN shilling, Bimodictus had time to pretend to play Metroid. Who knows which source the gameplay was copied from this time. As a bonus, he also showed how to make a proper soy face.

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Mouth is in a proper O shape, as if he's getting ready to suck cock. Eyes bulging out, as they should be. A little minus from the hairline. 8/10
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 The A in DHI stands for autism.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by ebin namefag » Sat Jun 28, 2025 8:56 pm

Osterzone wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 28, 2025 1:03 pm
 I’d say embrace the bald like Doge and shave, but then he’d look like AIDSmoby
Doge shaving was a bad move. Made him look like a cancer patient.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Jun 28, 2025 9:09 pm

Just like his BFF Brad.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Jun 29, 2025 7:44 pm

Looks worse on Brad because he's brittle and thin like a deathcamp inmate.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Pope Corky III » Mon Jun 30, 2025 5:47 pm

wulfenlord wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 28, 2025 7:17 am
 Nah, I believe him sucking at Metroid in his childhood, and sucking even harder at cocks it now.
Fuck that, original Metroid doesn't hold up, for the reasons that are dead on in the video.

And yeah, there's enough bald INs as it is. Just get a toupe like Shatner.

Good video, but let's be real, James should have done this years, maybe decades ago. It would have gotten him plenty of NES nerd ragebait upvotes, and let's be really real, AVGN went viral because he rightfully called out how terrible that first TMNT game was.
BloodKnightDollfie wrote: ↑
Sat Jun 28, 2025 2:33 pm
 OTHER M CHADS WIN AGAIN

If you grew up playing Other M this wouldn’t have happened.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by RAPEMAN » Mon Jun 30, 2025 9:19 pm

Kugelfisch wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 29, 2025 7:44 pm
 Looks worse on Brad because he's brittle and thin like a deathcamp inmate.
Props for keeping the weight off.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Old Black Man » Mon Jun 30, 2025 10:29 pm

Drugs have that effect. Problem is his heart will probably give out before his son reaches double digits in age.
wulfenlord wrote: ↑
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Jul 02, 2025 1:53 am

RAPEMAN wrote: ↑
Mon Jun 30, 2025 9:19 pm
Kugelfisch wrote: ↑
Sun Jun 29, 2025 7:44 pm
 Looks worse on Brad because he's brittle and thin like a deathcamp inmate.
Props for keeping the weight off.
Drugs did the heavy lifting, so did Skellingthorpe genetics. I give no props to things that take no effort.
Now gaining 20 pounds, that would be a challenge for him he'd struggle with.
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Re: The Angry Video Game Cuck

Post by RAPEMAN » Wed Jul 02, 2025 1:56 am

Brad does coke/amphetamines?
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