Styxhexenhammer: The Rutland Samurai

[Kugelfisch]

I barely sweat. I've never used deodorant, don't immediately smell even when I do sweat and I have never been sweating enough to get wet spots in a shirt. Not even when working directly in the summer heat.

The again I know two guys that sweat like they just climbed out of a pool even in moderate temperatures and they immediately reek of it as well.

I already get up at or around 4 on work days. Piss off with showering in the morning! If anything, that'd make me be too warm already and taking a cold shower at fucking 3:30 or so would ruin my day right away.

And since I've got long hair I only wash it once every two to three days or so. Depends on what I was doing.

[Lindsay's Liver]

Well, okay.

[Complicity]

"HAHAHA i am now a true gay, having been raped in prison."

[RAPEMAN]

His side of the story.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

>I committed a crime!
...again?

[Le Redditeur]

And his crime isn't anything cool like tax fraud or killing a nigger, but beating up a thot that was basically asking for it.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

All hail the Ryona King!

[RAPEMAN]

And his crime isn't anything cool like tax fraud or killing a nigger, but beating up a thot that was basically asking for it.

Basically. His first mistake was finding a woman after his wife cheated on him. Learn to shy from the cunt.

[rabidtictac]

Beating up a wombyn reveals his own mental and emotional weakness. Nigga could have just left the relationship. Imagine being in a relationship in the first place. He put himself in prison being a retarded normie.

[ebin namefag]

He wanted to be in a relationship with a woman when he's not even straight. Many such cases.