Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

[ebin namefag]

When he did BMB he reviewed stuff like Santa Buddies and Kangaroo Jack. How in the hell does making fun of shit like that "blacken the soul"?

And his pals Lupa and Phelous still do negative reviews. Should Phelous lay off Goodtimes Entertainment??

Pelous will never get laid.

[Le Redditeur]

His sister's ass calls for his flappy dickey, but the Lupa owns that shriveled little thing now.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

When he did BMB he reviewed stuff like Santa Buddies and Kangaroo Jack. How in the hell does making fun of shit like that "blacken the soul"?

He was chasing the easy reviews, the ones that guaranteed him attention from both people and the algorithm by selling his soul.

And his pals Lupa and Phelous still do negative reviews. Should Phelous lay off Goodtimes Entertainment??

It's okay when they do it, because it's not part of their narrative.

[Oengae]

Gives him some delusion of grandeur that anyone his plot summary with snark "reviews" were watched beyond people killing time for the next NC episode and had any influence at all. I'm sure his review of Transmorphers was absolutely scathing and the dozen of BMB fans cyberbullied the poor Asylum directors so hard they never made another film again.

[Kugelfisch]

I'd like to know how he feels about RLM.

[pibbs]

Mother fucker gots merch!

Mathew Buck‬
‪@filmbrainbmb.bsky.social‬
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[Ad] Spent most of today wearing my own merchandise, so if you'd like to look this stylish when you go to the movies, you can find my designs here: filmbrain.dashery.com

Get your shitty shirt now.

[Rushy]

Why is it so tacky?

Is that supposed to be a ticket? What am I looking at?

[Complicity]

>so if you'd like to look this stylish when you go to the movies

Just do a flip already.

[Gendo's Ocular Dickhole]

Getting closer and closer to pulling a Carmical...

[Osterzone]

I’d buy a shirt of Film Bald’s if it had him saying “I’M SO EXCOITED!” on it