Rekieta LOL

[ebin namefag]

Cheap plastic like Gayla's tits.

[Old Black Man]

I had to look up what the Balldo was. Should have guessed by the name. Good lord.

I’ve been showing friends, they’re horrified/amazed by it

[Kugelfisch]

I had to look up what the Balldo was. Should have guessed by the name. Good lord.

You say that with hindsight. No, you couldn't. Nobody can guess that because the whole concept leaves everyone dumbfounded.

It's like an art piece that is intentionally incomprehensible nonsense. You will die without ever coming close to understanding any of it.

[Complicity]

In jail for 30 days, then 5 years of probation.
Will our hero be able to stay sober that long, or will he kill himself after 2 months?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

There's always prison wine.

[rabidtictac]

It's hilarious that somehow Cuckolda Law got prison time as a first offender! Every lawyer who looked at the case, including Potentially Criminal (I believe he's a criminal lawyer practicing law) said "no jail time, because he's rich, he's white and he's a first-time offender."

30 days of prison time, wew laddie. AND then 5 years of probation, which means 5 years of enforced sobriety. Zero chance Nick can stay clean for five entire years. I don't know how often you have to check in with your probation officer, but I thought it was once a week. And I don't know how often they drug test you, but again... I'm pretty sure they do drug test you regularly.

Word is that Imholte's wife is still hanging out around the Rackets neighborhood and Nick is still seeing her. So that dynamic of two drug whores and one addict all doing stuff together is still going on... I don't know if Nick's wife knows Nick is still keeping the side piece but she'll find out if she doesn't.

[Complicity]

AND then 5 years of probation, which means 5 years of enforced sobriety. Zero chance Nick can stay clean for five entire years. I don't know how often you have to check in with your probation officer, but I thought it was once a week. And I don't know how often they drug test you, but again... I'm pretty sure they do drug test you regularly.

https://www.youtube.com/live/yrZpxmOH4S ... Gcr&t=6399

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Shit, he has to stay sober throughout the entire probation period?!

[ebin namefag]

There's always prison wine.

There's always jenkem.

Word is that Imholte's wife is still hanging out around the Rackets neighborhood and Nick is still seeing her. So that dynamic of two drug whores and one addict all doing stuff together is still going on... I don't know if Nick's wife knows Nick is still keeping the side piece but she'll find out if she doesn't.

Gayla is too busy watching Star Trek with one eye and not paying attention to her kids with the other.

[Dehbashi]

It's hilarious that somehow Cuckolda Law got prison time as a first offender! Every lawyer who looked at the case, including Potentially Criminal (I believe he's a criminal lawyer practicing law) said "no jail time, because he's rich, he's white and he's a first-time offender."

Given what we know about cases he is involved in, we shouldn't be surprised that he got this sentence.