Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Complicity]

Why the FUCK does he need to fly? HE NEVER LEAVES THE FUCKING HOUSE!!!

He's going nowhere.
He's just scraping the bottom of the Orange Man Bad barrel.

[Kugelfisch]

Did this retard think a driver's license is an actual ID?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Or does he mean some kind of visa? What even is an "actual ID" in Burger terms. Does it make you a doubleplus citizen?

[Liar Revealed]

I got a Real ID like a decade ago. The blue states give driver's licenses out like candy to illegals these days, so they're basically worthless as a form of ID.

So now they have these Real IDs that have more strict standards.
https://www.dhs.gov/real-id/real-id-faqs

[Kugelfisch]

Or does he mean some kind of visa? What even is an "actual ID" in Burger terms. Does it make you a doubleplus citizen?

It's just an actual ID you can't easily print out at home. A revolutionary concept for the United Banana Replublic of America.

[mad bum]

Real ID is a literal nothing burger that liberals want to bring up because of orange man even though other states have had them when Biden was around. All they want is like two extra documents just to prove you're american when you get your licence renewed. You need a social security card or birth certificate and a piece of mail addressed to your address. The best part is you don't even have to do it you can still get a driver's licence you just can't fly since we know Noah just loves to travel.

[Kugelfisch]

The guy not even invited to family holiday dinners needs to travel by plane to visit all the friends he doesn't have!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He needs to be able to get to the plane ASAP when Hollywood calls.

[Kugelfisch]

I'd love to know if he's still under that delusion.

[Singh'sSpot]

He needs to travel to Britannia since he is the God Damn Avatar after all