Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Wed Mar 12, 2025 8:25 pm

The only way he can truly make a posable action figure of himself, especially with the terrible budget he has, is if he drew his face on an egg and used pipe cleaners for the arms and legs.

Then again, it wouldn't be very realistic because even an eggshell has a thicker skin, plus it's less likely to crack compared to the ringmaster of the gay dead Muppet gangbang.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Mar 12, 2025 9:32 pm

The ideal basis for a Linkara figure:
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Thu Mar 13, 2025 6:58 am

Linky's too low T for facial hair: he had to Sharpie it on.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Ghost Dog » Thu Mar 13, 2025 7:35 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Mar 12, 2025 6:29 am
Those don't really look like his glasses. They're oval with very thin rims. And holy fuck that smirk.
And I guess these are supposed to be 3D printed heads for those weird, horrible figures made out of squares and rectangles he was showing off a while ago?
And I refuse to believe he still has this much hair.

>twice more for the 90s Dude and Mechakara heads
This refers to this:

Linkara‬ ‪@linkara.bsky.social‬ 13 Std.
You vs. the- WHY ARE SECTIONS OF THE STL MISSING?! I MADE EVERYTHING IN BLENDER PERSONALLY HOW CAN THE MESH NEED REPAIR WAIT NO THE REPAIR PLUGS UP THE HOLE I NEED TO ATTACH THIS TO THE NECK THE ENTIRE REASON WE'RE DOING THIS AGGGHH-


Linkara‬ ‪@linkara.bsky.social‬ 13 Std.
I DID fix this a couple minutes ago by exporting the repaired file BACK to blender and booleaning the hole again, but it's seriously baffling the steps necessary for what should be as simple as "carve a hole to fit in another object."


This is also the reason for his "doing multiple things simultaneously" post. Aka he tinkered with several heads at the same time and then noticed he likely fucked up (though he will never admit to that and just blames Blender). That's why you don't do this if you don't know WTF you are doing.
Turns out the reason this got fucked up was Linky was following Youtube tutorials not realizing it was for animation not 3D printing.https://bsky.app/profile/linkara.bsky.s ... bbdmu4ac2k

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Mar 13, 2025 7:40 pm

That's not terribly surprising, seeing how animation is what Blender is intended to be used for. He's pretty much running the Blender models through some addon or other piece of software and hoping for the best, which doesn't always do what you're expecting.
Should've looked specifically for tutorials about 3D printing.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by pibbs » Thu Mar 13, 2025 8:18 pm

Also, I bet he's using a shit-tier free slicer that came with his 3d Printer. But Linky has never been accused of an over-abundance of intelligence.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by ebin namefag » Thu Mar 13, 2025 9:22 pm

pibbs wrote:
Thu Mar 13, 2025 8:18 pm
Also, I bet he's using a shit-tier free slicer that came with his 3d Printer. But Linky has never been accused of an over-abundance of intelligence.
He didn't get the hint from the jagged edges of his homemade buttplugs.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by pibbs » Fri Mar 14, 2025 3:21 am

Linky confirms DHI's assessment of his ineptness.


‪Linkara‬ ‪@linkara.bsky.social‬ ·13h
The problem with following some Blender tutorials on Youtube is that they clearly assume the models are for animation when I need them for 3D printing, thus the methods they employ LOOK good.... but trying to export them in any way for printing, they're full of errors and need cleanup.

‪Linkara‬ ‪@linkara.bsky.social‬ ·13h
This is consequently why the Comicron One model took so long despite having a 3D file for it already - it was designed for animation, not printing, so when put into a 3D printer slicer program, huge chunks of it just did not register as existing in the program. Had to be rebuilt from scratch.


But it's not HIS fault you see.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by BenComicGraphics » Fri Mar 14, 2025 4:27 am

which printer is he using? Is it the replicator because 'Star Trek'?

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri Mar 14, 2025 6:40 am

I wonder if he just (un)checked the wrong shit when he exported the models.
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