Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:26 am

He peaked at birth.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:39 am

He seems like he'd have been an ugly baby, somehow.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 22, 2025 12:58 pm

He could've become a shelf stacker at Asda. It's honestly amazing that he's still unemployed.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat Feb 22, 2025 1:04 pm

He can't. He styles him self as one of the true artists, those whose genius has always been ignored in their liftetime.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Feb 22, 2025 2:08 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 22, 2025 1:04 pm
 He can't. He styles him self as one of the true artists, those whose genius has always been ignored in their liftetime.
Ah, the high art of low-energy movie reviews! I guess the world is just not ready for a unique art like that.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Le Redditeur » Sat Feb 22, 2025 4:25 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 22, 2025 8:17 am
 "peaking too early."
Fair enough, his peak was the SYMBOLISM!!! "joke", and that was on his first Channel Awesome video!
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by Complicity » Sat Feb 22, 2025 9:30 pm

His peak was saying that he puked the first time he saw a woman naked - in a porno, of course.
LittleKuriboh peaked by removing his clothes in front of his wife.
Spoony peaked by losing the house, the orc and the Dremel.
ProlapsedJared peaked by sending dick pics to an autistic minor, after the previous banger : The Sailor Mercury cosplay.
Cockslut peaked with the dead muppet gangbang.
Brad peaked by getting his ass kicked by JudoJake.
JewWario peaked by doing the JewWario.
Lindsay Redneck peaked by murdering a mulatto baby.
Miles peaked by murdering a Mexican.
Troontaku peaked by murdering the ANN faggot.
Lordfat will peak as soon as he goes through the snip snip.
Lupa, MarzCunt and SARAH WILSON are too lame to peak.
Beanrod and Suede are too retarded to peak.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun Feb 23, 2025 4:24 am

Erod is my personal hero.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Feb 23, 2025 8:30 am

Complicity wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 22, 2025 9:30 pm
Lordfat will peak as soon as he goes through the snip snip.
He's just desperately trying to rekindle the glory days when he made his infamous Spoony rant.
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Re: Mathew "Film Bald" Buck

Post by ebin namefag » Sun Feb 23, 2025 2:44 pm

CuckTurdginson wrote: ↑
Sun Feb 23, 2025 4:24 am
 Erod is my personal hero.
Killing your wife with a hammer and getting away with it has to count for something.
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