Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[RAPEMAN]

I actually have a female friend who collects yaoi. She's watched softcore yaoi while having a bunch of us over to her house before, even.

She's adamantly asexual, though, much like all of the e-girls I've talked to that revealed they were into gay anime porn.

Oh, she's into shit. She just doersn't want you guys to know about her hardcore Shota fantasies.

[Kugelfisch]

Somebody also went and downvoted every single post I've made. Oh noes! My Karma!

Brah, you'll never get that karma back! Once you've been downboated, you'll never be the same. Life doesn't seem as sweet.

I already feel it. I'll go and abuse my mod powers to activate that feature on this site and you better upvote my posts or it's ding dong bannu for you fuckers!

[Le Redditeur]

Asexual woman = woman that is not interested in you and couldn't find a better excuse to brush you off. Watch her drop her moist panties immediately for Chad Thundercock, of course.

[pibbs]

SPOONY MADE A RAPE JOKE!!! ALERT THE MEDIA! LOOSE THE SJWS!

What the fuck is he talking about anyway?

[Liar Revealed]

It must be some sort of Final Fantasy reference.

[Stranger]

It must be some sort of Final Fantasy reference.

He's directly referencing the part in Final Fantasy 7 where Hojo was gonna have Red XIII mate with Aeris.

[Stranger]

I actually have a female friend who collects yaoi. She's watched softcore yaoi while having a bunch of us over to her house before, even.

She's adamantly asexual, though, much like all of the e-girls I've talked to that revealed they were into gay anime porn.

Oh, she's into shit. She just doersn't want you guys to know about her hardcore Shota fantasies.

I'm well aware of what she's actually in to. Chick owns some bad dragon dildos. She just has no interest in other people. My wife and her best friend have been trying to hook her up with people for years now.

My theory is that her vagina has been twisted into an unusual shape from all of her toys and she's ashamed.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

Somebody also went and downvoted every single post I've made. Oh noes! My Karma!

If you want to be a dick you can get people shadowbanned for that.

I know because I did it to a spammy cunt and he must've messaged a site mod about it because nothing I posted was seen.

[RAPEMAN]

My theory is that her vagina has been twisted into an unusual shape from all of her toys and she's ashamed.

A lot of men are into gape.

[Charlar]

SPOONY MADE A RAPE JOKE!!! ALERT THE MEDIA! LOOSE THE SJWS!

What the fuck is he talking about anyway?

There was that moment when you rescue Aeris (Fuck you weebs, Aerith is a shit name and fuck Japan for forcing that shit) from Hojo and she is in the same cage as Red XIII (i think that's the name) and i think Hojo mention breeding?
It's more than 10 years since i saw that moment so yeah can't be more precise