Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

You think @TheSpoonyOne owns exotic trinkets like a screwdriver?

[Kugelfisch]

You think @TheSpoonyOne owns exotic trinkets like a screwdriver?

Miles may. He's got a household, unlike Noah, who just crashes on the couch like Mersh.
Although, I'd be careful about anunciation. You wouldn't want Miles to think there's a Phillip waiting to get screwed and get all excited over nothing.

[ebin namefag]

My car also has a smart key. Replace the fucking battery in the key, moron! The car even gives you a heads up when it starts running low.

As for car batteries, everyone knows that. Come on, nigger, it's two phillips head srews you loosen, replace it, done. We're not talking any actual mechanic shit here!
With how seldom he uses it, I'd even worry about the fuel congealing.

Fuel congealing nicely toobz.

[Kugelfisch]

Fuel congealing nicely toobz.

TMDWU I call it the Cobra's Engine Issues. I'll drink to that, Facebook!

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Miles may. He's got a household, unlike Noah, who just crashes on the couch like Mersh.

Miles knows better than anyone he'd never see that screwdriver ever again.

[wulfenlord]

This is so fucking uncanny. If he xeeted that eating shit had huge health benefits I shudder what Rachel's diet from that day on would be.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I take it that removing anything from her Amazon wishlist is purely performative. Can't see anyone actually buying her anything.
Also how can you not know that Garth Ennis is a tryhard edgelord in the year of our Lord Current Year? Are you not aware of his literal rape zombie comic series?

[Le Redditeur]

So, the only reason the Warthog hasn't fucked off to Bluski is because TheSpoonyOne is too lazy to jump there, right?

[Complicity]

So, the only reason the Warthog hasn't fucked off to Bluski is because TheSpoonyOne is too lazy to jump there, right?

All of his former "friends" unpersoned him over "playing games with Brad".
If he goes there, he will become one of the most blocked people on the site like Johnny Flynt - who dared say that woke culture went too far.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He would never have the same amount of sycophants to belittle.